Something Completely Different

For God so loved the world that He sent His one and only Son to die for your mean neighbor and your crazy roommate and the picketing bigot and the racist blogger and your gay friend and all the politicians and our crazy parents and the pastor down the street and the uptight religious folk and the girl at work you can’t stand, because Jesus didn’t just die for the people you like, but for people like you and me.

i just saw a performance of the lion king stage show and it was great and when zazu was singing in his cage for scar and scar asked him to sing something with a little more bounce to it, instead of singing “its a small world after all” he started to sing “let it go” from frozen as scar screamed NO ANYTHING BUT THAT

This is like a round of cards against humanity

And if it were me, Ragetti totally won that hand.

like, no offense to other people, but the people who read this blog are the best people on the planet. 

I don’t know why I expected that to end any differently.

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD, GODDAMMIT!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

A little bit late, but my family did a group Team Rocket cosplay for Halloween this year starring my dad as Giovanni and my mother, brother, and me as grunts :) 

HIS FACE

OH MY GOSH

"don we now our gay apparel"

"That’s kinda sappy." "W-What? That’s how I feel!"

I Need To Go There http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

Hey this is my school! Oklahoma Christian University

COMING SOON!

A WHOLE (almost) WEEK OF NEW ADVENTURE TIME EPISODES!

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EVERYTHING’S JAKE - November 24th at 7pm

written/storyboarded by Seo Kim & Somvilay Xayaphone

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IS THAT YOU? - November 25th at 7pm

written/storyboarded by Jesse Moynihan

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JAKE THE BRICK - November 26th at 7pm

written/storyboarded by Kent Osborne

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DENTIST - November 28th at 7pm

written/storyboarded by Tom Herpich & Steve Wolfhard

Our long national nightmare is over.

pap pap

good creb

Tim Gunn on Plus Size Clothing

“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying. Whoever’s designing for plus-size doesn’t get it. The entire garment needs to be reconceived. You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger. In my travels, I’ve been an advocate for larger women. I’ve been talking to designers, but only a half-dozen make an effort. Most say, ‘I don’t want a woman who’s a size 10 or 11 wearing my clothes.’ Well, shame on you! It’s not realistic

Love him.

"You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger." Praise Jesus and all the saints for him saying this because damn, most “PLUS SIZED” clothing is fugly.

Amen. The plus sized clothing out there is crazy and makes me just…

I’m not surprised he said this. Ever since the first season, when they’ve had to do garments for everyday people who aren’t models, there’s always one designer (at the very least) who flips out as though they’ve never in their life considered that people who aren’t a size 0 might wear their clothes. Tim always looks at them like he wants to drown them in a lake.

it never ends

My whole life in a gif.

Masculinity is such a fragile concept.

This is literally my favorite video.