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If a Tree Falls on a Mime, Does it Make a Sound?

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𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓮 (𝓪𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓮)
ℙ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 #𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕚𝕕 𝕟𝕤𝕗𝕨 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝓐𝓞3 𝓓𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭
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The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.

With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.

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takineko

Bring back the mamoth: Boring. Just a hairy big elephant, uninspired

Bring back titana boa: Show stopping, brilliant, mad science at its finest

Bring back Deinosuchus!

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uncle-mojave

Bring back terrorbirds so we can ride em

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ketchuplaser

I'd like to request Hell Pigs

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noneofchar

Feral hogs are bad enough you leave the Hell Pigs outta this

I'll swap you an andrewsarchus then

Hmm... How big were cave bears again?

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stairset

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

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juliaanoia

This is what I think of when I hear "goons"