My big "uphill both ways" story is I used to make up an excuse to walk to the library when I was 13 because there was a house on the way that had a poster of a topless woman in the garage and I could look at it real quick while I was on my walk. I'd literally walk 2 miles for a glimpse of a half naked woman. Wasnt even sure if the garage door would be open. I could only hope. Now kids say "Alexa; breasts" and millions of horny naked women show up like the gun scene in the matrix.
When I would get to the library I would look at this one book about navy planes from the 40s because some of them had pinups of naked women painted on the side. I’m serious.
