Last Train - The Midnight✨✨
This last decade has honestly been so depressing bc of shit like this it’s really not even funny. Everything is embarrassing
When you make a bomb and it ends up killing people
Neds declassified school survival guide taught me to make petitions so i made one to get a teacher fired. She cried in front of me and said she wouldnt be able to feed her cats
Goodness gracious 😭
“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey
the beautiful game!!!!!!
slowly puts my hand out for my new followers to sniff before I try to pet them
I think I’m starting to lose my mind
I’m not even 1% kidding about this. Women will be into you if you’re a silly billy sitting pretty in Philly because it shows that you’re confident in your own skin and know how to have to fun. You don’t need to retain semen or trick them into liking you by insulting their eyebrows. You just need to be willing to look like a dork when you’re at a wedding and the chicken dance comes on. Get up there and cut a rug dog. You’re leaving pussy on the dance floor.
Anonymous asked:
Weren’t you the one who used to do douchechills
Yeah those were great. People would send me the moments of cringe that stick in their head from something they did ten years ago. DoucheChill hour was awesome. I’ll still accept those day or night. Any cringe moment of your life that you can’t forget send them my way.
memes for when you got a bird feeder and now it’s an integral part of your personality
more to add to the pyre
When the mourning doves congregate underneath to eat the seeds that fell down ❤️
blelbinems-deactivated20190925
fucks sake
doctordragonisback
god dammit
nishikinico
Okay now which one is clearer? 1?
or 2?
captaintriscuitbiscuit
S T O P
lazytuesday-creation
Maybe just take off the glasses!?
