My big "uphill both ways" story is I used to make up an excuse to walk to the library when I was 13 because there was a house on the way that had a poster of a topless woman in the garage and I could look at it real quick while I was on my walk. I'd literally walk 2 miles for a glimpse of a half naked woman. Wasnt even sure if the garage door would be open. I could only hope. Now kids say "Alexa; breasts" and millions of horny naked women show up like the gun scene in the matrix.

When I would get to the library I would look at this one book about navy planes from the 40s because some of them had pinups of naked women painted on the side. I’m serious.

Me: What would you like to eat

British person: Perhaps a cholly wop or a fingy dunny. Maybe a cabby wab.

My big "uphill both ways" story is I used to make up an excuse to walk to the library when I was 13 because there was a house on the way that had a poster of a topless woman in the garage and I could look at it real quick while I was on my walk. I'd literally walk 2 miles for a glimpse of a half naked woman. Wasnt even sure if the garage door would be open. I could only hope. Now kids say "Alexa; breasts" and millions of horny naked women show up like the gun scene in the matrix.

“Mom can we stop for Five Guys?”

“We have Five Guys at home”

The Five Guys at home:

That's cool man. I mowed my lawn and had a beer with my feet up while playing chess on my phone against this bastard who keeps opening with a Sicilian defense. Tomorrow, I'll go eat at a food cart with some friends and maybe build some terrariums. Could play disc golf if the weathers nice.

Just enjoying life. Not worrying about bud light ads turning my kid trans or chick fil tricking you into becoming a Christian.