sex is cool but have you heard Mr Brightside drunk at 2am because that is true bliss

If your weight has gone up because you splurged, please please please don’t skip a meal.

Food is fuel. Without food, you cannot function well. You can’t “make up for” a splurge by skipping out on calories. Just reset yourself and start again. I promise you that eating is not going to hurt you. You deserve to eat.

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.

woke

I Missed you! How’ve you been? How’s the family?

via @QuietCakeBionics

you found him and he is proud of you

Unmute please!

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

good morning sunshine.

me: i’m not like other girls. other girls are ethereal creatures of magic and i am a piece of shit

It’s weird to think that people who are 5 ft are only 5 subways long

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

I hope you miss the way it feels when we wake up together