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ThePirateFish

@thepiratefish

Pfp by Therum monster/ Yes iam a shark Creator of the eddsworld Hero Monster Au.

Made a list of a list of the popcross AU,s that I remember

1 Apocalyptic

2 Benny's Ex

3 DND Au

4 Adoptive Au/ Benny adopts Mara and anna

5 Magma Benny Au

6 Hot chocolate Au (Everything's the same Champange just drinks hotchochlate and never realized)

7 Song au (One fanart Rum did like last year)

8 Deimension swap (All abilities/ jobs are swapped)

9 Voices Au (The fandom/us being Benny's voices and stuff)

10 Cult of the Lamb Harold Au

Those are the ones I found on Tumblr besides the magma Benny's Au. There may be more on Ao3, but I'd have to check.

More popcross headcannons because it's been

*counts on fingers and sweats*

A year? Idk anyways-

[]Including Aus[]

Magama!Benny uses a heatlamp

-bonus- astra will Ocassionaly will just hangout with him becuase Dragon.

Harold listens to Nightvale

Tayren discovers YouTube because of Anna and now records himself with the dangerous creatures I'm his world

(think of Steve Irwin but for his universe)

Champagne doesn't want to be one, but he is most definitely one of those Father figures who dosent want to be a father figure (think of Sci-5 (Ik they are probably adults but they definitely have some sort of daddy issues)

The Sci-5 probably accidently went to the Sharp Gang once. idk how maybe Champanges watch, but I feel like it happened

I had an idea

Person with power to make solid objects for a short period of time: -Punches a person and knocks then out-

Person: Hm.. somethings missing.

-Uses powers to make birds and stars fly around there head-

Person: Perfect

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renamok

This really hit home, and there are many types of families in the world. It would be great if more people could realize that. 

Fun fact, the phrase “blood is thicker than water” in full is actually “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”, which in simple terms means “the family you choose is stronger than the family you were given.” So a family can include pets and non-relatives, because who you share your genes with doesn’t matter, it’s who you choose to share your heart with that does.

And most importantly: Nobody can define your relationship other than you.

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teaboot

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

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teaboot

Again: But you aren’t the *real* you when you’re on your pills

Me: I’m the alive version of me

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teaboot

An actual doctor, once: “Relying On A Chemical Crutch For A Hormonal Imbalance Denies The Fortitude Of The Human Soul”

Me: Cool so like I’m agnostic

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inner-muse

They: “But you might be on pills the rest of your life!”

Me: “So?”

Good! That means that I have a “rest of” my life to continue living!

Thanks to the pills.

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erinptah

Meanwhile, no person ever: “You should think about giving up your insulin/antiretrovirals/beta blockers/anti-rejection drugs/prosthetic legs/daily multivitamin, because using those your whole life is bad for some reason”

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teaboot

Oh no, they do that too.

I have a kidney transplant. A woman once told me she didn’t believe in organ transplants and that people should just die when they’re meant to. 

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teaboot

Sounds like a great set-up for a murder

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teaboot

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

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gehayi

Speaking of the luck of the non-disabled…I once terrorized a Karen who was using me to teach her entitled kid that disabled people are Other and should not be treated with respect. I told her (truthfully) that until I was twenty-eight, I wasn’t visibly disabled. Then a defective chromosome that I hadn’t known about kicked in. So my luck ran out. But until then, I had been normal–just…like…her. 

The sheer terror on her face as the concept of “You mean I’ve just been lucky so far?” seeped into her brain was a thing of beauty.

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

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ankoku-jin

“You are one stroke of bad luck, common viral illness, or traumatic event away from being just like me” is honestly the most terrifying thing you can tell an abled person - and you should. I was healthy and fit and doing everything ‘right’ too - right up until some inner switch flipped and my body crumbled right out from under me.

This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charges. Please spread!

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pierresb

This is real #BOOST

I will always reblog

Also Freddy’s Frozen Custard and Steakburgers! Its a smaller fast food chain but they have a couple hundred locations across the US!! I think their website is freddysusa.com but I’m not sure

also rubicon! they’re a fantastic group, and their cupcakes are delicious!