me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone
my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list
me:

me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone
my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list
me:
Being overly-familiar with a series is such a weird burden sometimes because like
you’ll see some theory being passed around that you instantly know is wrong. Like it’s surprising to see people supporting it because the flaws in its logic are so glaringly obvious. Until it hits you that, yeah it’s wrong, but only because you were able to immediately remember the 5 second conversation between two background characters 17 minutes through s2e13 that definitively disproves it. And no casual fan would have any reason to remember that off the top of their head and it’s you who’s the weird human encyclopedia with a shot-for-shot memory the entire damn series.
Like at that point you don’t even know anymore whether to argue your point or just…maybe go outside for a little bit.
I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’
I hope senpai bonds with me
Fuck this site
started watching black clover recently, these are some of my favs (Magna being my fav and Zora coming in second I am also missing Mereoleona in this list, but I also like them all).
Finral: What if we switched our initials?
Finral: Rinral Foulacase.
Yami: Sami Yukehiro.
Vanessa: Enessa Vanoteca.
Noelle: Soelle Nilva.
Magna: Sagna Mewing.
Luck: Vuck Loltia.
Charmy: Pharmy Cappitson.
Gauche: Auche Godlai.
Gordon: Ardon Gogrippa
Zora: Ira Zodeale.
Henry: Lenry Hegolant.
Nero: Secre Swall—this game is stupid.
[everyone hums in agreement]
Asta, crying in the background: But I want to play it too!
Grey, relieved in the background: Thank goodness.
I feel like when they're aren't on missions, Asta, Yuno, and Leo are a chaotic trio (like they're always competing cause they're all rivals) and Noelle is somehow always there to make sure none of them get hurt. Idk why but I wanna see you do headcanons for this😂
A/N: omg I...I love this 😭😂
Warnings: None
-I think Yuno is the most calm out of the trio but it doesn't stop him from having fun with his friends
-"Yuno! You and Noelle can count how many grapes Leo and I can fit in our mouth"
Yuno: *sigh* "Alright, let's go."
-Asta suggests to have a race to see who's the fastest and he always shouts because Leo and Yuno are using their magic to cheat lol
-they're pulling pranks on Klaus and Fuegoleon but never on Yami because they still want to live
-Noelle is there too to make sure that they don't get caught and to be close to Asta
-they got caught one time by Mereoleona and almost shat their pants but thank god Noelle was there to distract Mereo by asking her something about her mother
*At the beach*
Leo: I dare you two to talk to that girl over there
Yuno: Alright
Noelle: ...
Asta: Alright
Noelle: No you DON'T do that, let that poor girl alone and don't bother her
Leo and Yuno looking at each other:
-Asta teaches Yuno and Leo how to do situps and while he's at the 100th, Yuno and Leo are still struggling to do the second 😭😂
-when they go out to have a milkshake they compete in who can drink it the fastest
Fun fact:
They practice together to become stronger and Julius always hides somewhere to admire their magic abilities/Asta's swords 😂😂😂
can we talk about how strong the friendship is in black clover???
Who are your favorite top ten black clover characters and ships? Talk about them.
This is both easy and hard. Like I have so many faves and ships, can I really make a top ten? Let’s find out
Ten top faves in order they came to my brain:
Ten ships I enjoy in no particular order:
I feel like Leopold and Noelle are Fire Boy and Water Girl 2.0.
great minds think alike???????????????? or they share a single braincell…….