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Nikalodeon

@thephrogprince

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Profile pic is by Animal.Lover on picrew

I don't know how popular Barbies are with modern generations but I really appreciated how barbie appealed to moms who grew up with barbie, by focusing on a mom who loved barbie, and also.

Their more cynical, socially aware daughters, who didn't necessarily play with Barbies but could grow to appreciate them.

And even to grandmothers who might've played with Barbies, because it focuses so much on how aging is a beautiful thing.

Loved it. Loved how good it was at marrying femininity and womanhood and feminism, while still capable of appealing to all ages.

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i genuinely love the influx of 60s lesbian azcrow but i will not be satisfied until someone draws aziraphale appropriately butch. like please put some pants on that idiot!!!!!!!!!

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

a dimension 20 themed um actually episode where they have all the intrepid heroes on and they have to answer trivia questions about their own campaigns. brennan is trapped in a soundproofed glass box to the side banging on the walls desperately trying to answer questions but is not allowed to participate

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never in all of my years would i have expected to characterize a company’s rebrand as “actively hostile” and “potentially endangering lives” yet here we are

for context, that X sign is dangerously bright, directly faces an entire apartment complex, and to top it all off it fucking strobes

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“the term mpreg is inherently transphobic because pregnancy is gender neutral” I hate to tell you this but in the pregnancy fetish fanfiction community they also use the term fpreg

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does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

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ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.

that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan

he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.

but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.

but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.

that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.

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i dont care about any funny anime gag except for the girl trying to peg her boyfriend and instead of showing sex the next frame is her in a jumpsuit doing maitencne on a manhole

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I read what’s available so far, and this panel doesn’t get into the best part. She can’t get the manhole open with just her fingers, so she grabs a strap on….. which is represented as this:

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Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

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*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

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I saw the opposite of this horse

HONSE & hrse

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So we've been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline "Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes" but then overdoing the "local man" trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered "Local woman" but then that sounds like we're typecasting women so that wasn't great either, but I think we've finally found a worthy compromise:

theyre the perfect pairing. they think they know everything about each other. they'll drive each other insane before they ever truly understand each other. they're fucking Awful for each other. they're soulmates. no matter how hard they try, they go back to the others awful patterns. the love i feel for these characters is Deep and profound and innate. they're both horrible people. they're girlbosses. the best way they can be written going forward is more Extreme Suffering. they're just my little guys. i fucking hate their guts. i hope they're never canon. i hope they are. i hope those little traces of love and suffering build up to something. they both need to file a restraining order. i hope this goes somewhere. great characters awful people. fucking hate this guy. OTP. 7 death threats in my ask box