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Maisie Rose Litton

@thephantomofthemiserable

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nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

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draeneis

i think my favorite story is my bisexual friends father hating that she liked the same gender so he sent her to a catholic school an all girls school

an enclosed space with nothing but girls

I like to imagine him crossing his arms and thinking “why yes, this is a sound decision

"the perfect plan"