if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS
Reblog if your best friend is pretty.
sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty
She is a noble, poetic land mermaid.
You know who you are.
well I don’t have a best friend so what do I do
My only thought while watching the Never have I ever video was: ”You know that Phil is a YouTuber too, right Dan?”
Phil messing with Dan is my new aesthetic
Dan Howell (via chips-in-milkshake)
Hearing Dan say things that you know aren’t true like
Reasons Not to Kill Yourself
- At some point, you will hug someone so hard that you cry and the two of you will feel as if you are becoming one person. Hold on a little longer.
- There are so many books left to read and books left to write and, no matter what you may believe, your story is worth writing down.
- The sun doesn’t shine some days but, when it does, everybody’s day is brighter because of it. Think of yourself as the sun and ask yourself where the earth would be without you.
- Fireworks don’t display their colors immediately after they are launched. It takes time before their true beauty is revealed. Some things take time.
- Some time in your life, you will hold someone’s hand and they will tell you that they love you or that they need you or both. You will begin to feel as if you were never broken.
- Music.
- Think of all the lazy Sundays or Wednesdays or any days where you decide to sleep in and stay in your pajama pants and fluffy socks all day.
- For movie marathons with your best friend where you forget to watch the movies because you’re too busy catching up and listening to stories and bitching about all the people who the two of you can’t stand.
- Sometimes creatures outgrow their shells and need to find a new one. Take a deep breath and find a new person or place to call home. This time, try considering your own body your home.
- Snakes shed layers of their skin Maybe you need to do the same.
- Some lizards and starfish can regenerate lost limbs. What many people don’t know is that humans can do the same. No matter how much life hurts you, you will always grow back.
- Trees drop their leaves every single year but they always wait around for spring to come so that they can bloom again. Every year they come back stronger than before.
- There are beautiful things in this world that you can’t even imagine. Mountains, rivers, canyons, auroras, oceans, landmarks, cities, people, etc. Do not end your own life until you have seen them all.
Traits I have picked up from Dan Howell
-Sass -Pronouncing Literally Lit-ra-lly -Swearing -Sarcasm -Big vocabulary -Pausing when people say something dumb -Crushing on Phil Lester
PREACH
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night you regret forever.
Bringing this back before the 4th of July



