wow 2014 is in like a week? seems like only yesterday when it was 1349 and 1/3 of europe’s population was being wiped out by the bubonic plague. sigh. good times. 

Morrissey, Autobiography (p. 141)

What’s so bad about periods

At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”

how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

No offense but if one of your friends is excited about something & you make them feel stupid 4 being excited about it, you’re the worst type of person. 

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like