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ampersand

@thepedanticpessimist

"i was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life" -TGG
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The shoe rack just sold this idea to me. 😍

bussystuff

Wonderful

This is genius. Am going to get a few.

They are affordable too, especially at Walmart, Target and if anyone has one left in their town, Kmart.

Wow!!!!

A DIY THAT ISNT USELESS YES

Haven’t tried the freezer one, but I can vouch that the sliding door, spice and shoe racks ones totally work.

a lifehack that actually make a sense

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srsfunny

Hospital T-Rex

Imagine being rushed into the ER and reading this as they push you through though

Lol when my appendix burst, I had initially refused to go to the ER because it was a Saturday night (which are always busy helltimes for ERs of course) - and when I arrived I was told there were eight people ahead of me. I agreed and just asked for something to drink and something for the nausea. They took my vital signs, looked at each other, and then whisked me back immediately to a room and within five minutes the ER attending physician came in (as opposed to a resident physician).

“Hahaha, holy shit, am I dying?” I asked him - because HOSPITAL T-REX IS CORRECT

Okay but the T-Rex has abs drawn onto it in pen.

P90 Rex

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(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)

I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???

Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.

Nature really got it’s own crazy shit goin on

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My girlfriend suddenly buried her face in her hands like something was wrong and it took like 10 minutes to get her to tell me what was going on and she showed me this post