The Paranoid Android

lmao @soundtrack-of-the-mind, @theparanoidandroidia

HOORAY FOR MUTUALS!

@soundtrack-of-the-mind!!

WOAH

@theparanoidandroidia!

You can bet your sweet HINEY I’ve been in there and it is THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD.

when your friends have their lives together and you have no idea what you’re doing

@theparanoidandroidia @and-meet-the-sky

UHM EXCUSE ME I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING! :P

Accurate

this roast is so good it reached into the future and dragged movies that weren’t even in development yet

$200,000 /3 br/2500 sq ft

Knob Noster, MO

7 acre hobby farm. Main house and two finished rental houses on property.

@soundtrack-of-the-mind

Remember that time. (also @little-weed)

:O :O :O LOOK MA, I’M A GIF! :D

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Big mood

Big mood I said

I’VE SEEN THIS IN REAL LIFE. ITS AT THE GETTY MUSEUM IN LA

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010), dir. Edgar Wright

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

This corset is really uncomfortable. So can we all wrap this up and go home?

I AM FUCKING GIDDY THEY ARE ASKING FOR IT https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/MDNZZLT

@soundtrack-of-the-mind

Who’s that hiding under the sheets?

This is, like, the opposite of a horror movie.

I raise you

Ante up

hey

i have no idea why this made me laugh so hard.

HELL TO THE YES I would

update:

another update lol

*quiet noises of glee*

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

*does punk but in a musical theatre way*

*does musical theater but in a laundry way*

this is my favorite post

i can’t not re blog this 

What’s going on? Why aren’t you seizing the boy?

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$200,000/3 br/1420 sq ft

Moodus, CT

built in 1784