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everything is going wrong but we're so happy

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hello, i'm aeron. 23. she/her/hers pronouns. over-sleeper. full time quivering pile of nerves. likes to pretend to be a musician. welcome to my blog.
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The Great Gatsby's copyright expires January 1, 2021 and I for one am quite looking forward to the inevitable publication of Nick/Gatsby fanfiction.

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Look me in the eye and tell me there's not at least ten people sitting on a completed manuscript right now. I dare you.

Oh dude time to write the Greater Gatsby

Y’all I got great news for you:

Tordotcom Publishing is thrilled to announce that Ruoxi Chen has acquired Nghi Vo’s The Chosen and the Beautiful, a magical reimagining of The Great Gatsby told through the eyes of a queer, Asian-American Jordan Baker as the American immigrant narrative that Gatsby always should have been.

WHAT

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good morning to repressed bi artists, sad gay alcoholics, exiled english lords, conflicted catholic ladies, clever italian mistresses, flamboyant aesthetes who stutter, emotionless older brothers, and teddy bears in a good temper

the best plot timeline in the terror is when they leave the boats and everybody pretty much starts dying except FRANCIS CROZIER, who rises at 6 every morning to go to soul cycle and do a 7-step skincare routine, journal about his intentions for the day, sip some adaptogenic tea. everyone is dragging themselves along to the inevitable and francis crozier BOUNDS out of his tent every morning like a disney protagonist, ready for a full day of fresh air and sunlight. his skin is clear, he has energy to spare, he is thriving. and it’s like read the room

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imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius

john winchester looks at the coat of dirt on the prius. “dean, i wouldn’t have given you this car if you weren’t going to take care of it.” “dad, everyone knows you buy a prius for the fuel efficiency, not for the appearance.” “you’re right, son, my bad. carry on.”

in the pilot episode, the woman in white takes control of the prius on the bridge but then she realizes she’s in a prius so she softly whispers “this is bullshit. i can never go home.”

sam says “we’ve got work to do” and then steps back so he can close the hatchback

because their lives are so stressful, they choose the soothing sea glass pearl color. who wants to worry about visible clear coat scratches when you’ve got monsters to kill

a semi hits the prius during the season 1 finale but, due to its five star side crash safety rating, dean winchester never enters a coma. season 2 is fundamentally altered.

I don’t even go here, but please tell me more about plot problems that could be solved if they were driving a road safe, fuel efficient, cheaply maintained car.