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karmic bitch

@thepalmtoptiger / thepalmtoptiger.tumblr.com

jules || she/her || AO3: OneSweetMelody

when neil was going to save andrew at the hemmick's house, he knew exactly what kind of wood the door was, and how easy it would be to break through. that's what kind of guy he is. neil doesn't win fights, but he is damn good at a getaway. this is a really good example about how all of neil's knowledge is really selective because of his upbringing. we need more survivalist neil because he shows all these traits in the books, another example is when he hitchhiked from columbia to palmetto. please stop ignoring this because i want to see batshit insane neil on the run fics right now thx

neil, as part of some PR his new team has him doing, is asked to do an episode with Bear Grylls where he takes celebrities into the wild and they have to live solely off what they catch/ forage, and have to survive on just materials they find.

Once someone explains to him who that is and what it will entail, he thinks it would be endlessly hilarious. Andrew tries not to smile at the prospect.

Neil’s hardcore survivalist knowledge and live-or-die attitude completely floors Bear Grylls and he’s at a loss, used to a completely different kind of person on the show. While he doesn’t necessarily have more knowledge than Bear, he will eat absolutely anything and sleep (without actual sleeping) anywhere.

The episode never airs, but they do release clips on Youtube. Mostly of The Office-esque looks into the camera Bear gives when Neil whips out yet another skill he was about to teach him.

Andrew watches them religiously on their days off.

You’re rude, elitist, smug, highly judgmental. Wow, you seem to have a lot of opinions about someone you’ve only known for three days. That’s funny, you had a lot of opinions about me after, what, three hours?

Fire Island (2022) dir. Andrew Ahn

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the reddit blackout is just another incident in a long desperate fight to turn the internet into the most advertiser friendly capitalistic hell hole possible.

the Tumblr porn ban and features like Tumblr live, twitters implosion, the threat of a TikTok ban, twitchs new rules restricting streamers ability to advertise, discords new changes to make it more like social media instead of the messaging app it is, YouTube's ridiculous policy restricting content and banning creators for "the children" (advertisers), literally everything meta is doing

the whole internet is forcebily losing its creativity and uniqueness and being forced into bland corporate boxes and being censored in an effort to make the rich richer

I miss the old internet where we weren't all pushed to use the same few social media sites with the same bland layout and being used to make money off of every second

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funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

It's really funny how Tumblr keeps gaining new members just because other websites mess up so colossally,, that Tumblr somehow manages to look better in comparison. Really embodies the idea of failing upwards.

happy pride month! another pride potion series! this set I'm planning on making into acrylic charms!

it won't be for a while as I want to have my own store up of some kind first and I need the money to put into it but I'm excited to be working on stuff again :]

A subtle flirt in the garden by mairithetree

“It’s a pity you always hide your face underneath these hats. You should reveal yourself more, my dear.” 💕

For Pride Month, a sapphic romance set during the 18th century in the park 🥰 The dresses are “robes à la française”, I took inspiration from these photos : link, link, link & link ! It took me some time to finish it and I’m happy with how the dresses look ✨

This illustration is a companion piece of that one I did last year 💖: link