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Local feral thing

@theozarkhowler

They/Them, |19| agender, asexual, mythic creature with birds feet, hair as long as my body, and stray cats perched on my shoulders.
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reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people

in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.
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buenostiemposconscar

plain text: in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself. end plain text.

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And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

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santa’s creed

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forestsexual

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

You better watch out

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livanarose

You better watch out

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thequestionablyhuman

You better watch out

You better watch out

Source: lolgifs.net

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

Fuck it

if this post get over 100k notes by 2023, I'll stop jumping from wip to wip and actually get work done, and if you get to the goal before December, I'll start putting more effort into my selfcare

i’ve been inspired by the person who said if they got 666k notes they would practice self care. so ya know what? i’ve been in a spiral of depression for months so if this post gets 1 MILLION notes by the end of 2023, i will start taking care of myself and actually try to battle my depression and live my life. (this is never going to get 1m notes yall HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA)

CHALLENGE: ACCEPTED LET'S GET YOU THAT SELF CARE

@chocolate-guy-compilations you're popular enough

any popular blog

I've always loved a good challenge

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can't be happening

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

i've had posts hit 50,000 notes within 24 hours, apollo does not fuck around

I'm queueing this up on 11/4/2022 6:36a local time, to post in 24 hours to see how many more notes it gets in that timespan. Currently at 337,424.

Bestie that means it's gotten another 100,000 notes in the past 2 minutes

I just wanna see this reach 666k.

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it’s time

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nyehs

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

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aaaaa42

it’s time

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that-sammy-bitch

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

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I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

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I T S T I M E

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scruffymcwhiskers

ITS TIME

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

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i-am-your-highlady

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

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je56

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

it’s time.

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rainbow-eeveegirl

Time

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

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transdejahthoris
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oh sorry

ItsTime!

You know what I love? When I'm listening to a song and the magical instrument starts playing. That's right

T̴̘͎̳͋̇̄͑̄̏͆͛̚ḣ̴̦̗͎̠̣̳̺̣̣̰̗̓͌̓͐̈̈́̓͛ͅȅ̸̤͈̜͍͙̠͔͓̬̮͇̉͛͌̀͋͗̀̂̎̾̾̕͝ ̷̞̻̙̠̰̱̦̜̪͔̋̐̏̊͛͒́̓̈́̓̏͂̀͜͜͝͝c̷̞̍͂̇́̈́̾̇̊̓̀̚͝o̸̪͔̖̾̃͛̄̑̇͒̚͝ͅw̴̧̡̼̣̰̫̣̭̻̺̝̋̒̓̅̇͐̔͗̿̋̓̉̎̑̀b̶̢̞̯̯͉̠̝̻͓͈̘̩̉̇͌̎͋͂̀́͐̊͑ͅͅȩ̴̛̣͙͕͍̰̻̦͓̱̏̈́̿̋̽̋͜ͅl̵̡̢̠͎̭̼̫̖͈̫̦̻̣͘l̶̮̯̭̥̮̘̼͋̊͊͠

anyway here’s your reminder that lgbt muslims exist and islamophobia shouldnt be tolerated within lgbt communities!

shout out to lgbt muslims living in places where our identities are still criminalised. 

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voidfort

btw i encourage everyone especially non muslim lgbt ppl to reblog this. if you see islamophobia within the community, you should help us instead of telling us our religion is ‘horrible’

boost to feed a trans, autistic, jewish 19 year old

tumblr shadowbanned my other blog so i have to post this on my new main

i genuinely have nothing to eat at all in my apartment at all. i’m unemployed and i can’t get a job due to disability and chronic pain from a car accident that i have nightmares about every night. i can’t stop losing weight and i spend most of the day sleeping. i need to go to a doctor really badly and i don’t have transportation.

i’m so stressed out right now i genuinely spend all of my time awake having panic attacks and right now i can’t stop crying. i’m so scared i just feel hopeless and i don’t feel like theres any way out of it.

please boost this i’m begging you, i really really need help and this is the last resort i have. i genuinely don’t know what to do at this point, i feel guilty for asking but i can’t even think i’m panicking so bad

c*shapp: $frogiess

v*mno: @finchfrog

p*ypal: @skyve

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crescentandstar

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

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dixiehellcat

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer. 

one of those posts that makes me happy every time I see it

I love how the cat is excited like a child at a bakery pointing at a slice of cake.