Darry: Name a way to be nice to others
Dallas: Don’t stab them
Darry: Setting the bar a little low… But I’ll allow it.
Darry: Why are you two sleeping on the couch? What’s wrong with your room?
Pony/Soda: We saw a spider!
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Darry: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Darry: Not you, Johnny. You’re an angel and we’re glad you’re here
Guys… I have a 7 year old shouting “PONYBOY CURTAINS”
*gets home* *breaks knuckles* time to shit myself to sleep again bohs
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wait no its cracks knuckles
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wait no its cry myself to sleep
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dont reblog this stop it
Soda as a Cop
Soda: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Person: No, sir
Soda: *Shines flashlight int their eyes*
Soda: To brighten up your day
Police: THIS IS THE POLICE OPEN THE DOOR NOW!!
Dallas: Not with that attitude
Pony: Darry I’m having friends over don’t embarrass me
*20 minutes later*
*Darry heelys into living room*
Darry: Do you guys wanna YOLO?
Darry: It don't take no genius to wash the dishes
Ponyboy: Well then go for it, Go do your dishes Darry you got this.
Me: *Seen the-outsiders 100000 times*
*Johnny and Dallas die*
Me: ^
Cherry: Oh my god, you smoke? Don't you know those can kill you?
Dally: Yeah, that's kind of the point.
Dally: Tryin to speed this shit up.
Dallas: I know I'm a real asset
Cherry: You're only off by two letters
Dallas: What is Tim allergic to?
Angela: Peanuts
Curly: And the full spectrum of human emotion
Curly: Aww, shucks!
Tim: Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the fucking language
Ponyboy: Okay, we'll both say sorry on the count of three.
Ponyboy: 1
Ponyboy: 2
Ponyboy: 3
Steve:
Ponyboy:
Ponyboy: Well that was disappointing