Everything is Alright

Oh no…

Y'all this is BAD

Wow this is a really elegant way of describing why falling populations result in a narrow and incomplete picture of the actual species

Good Morning to me.

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

No Secret Anymore: The Times of Del Martin & Phyllis Lyon (2003) dir. JEB

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

If this ain’t me

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Reblog pls

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

Paris Hilton leaves Taco Bell, July 2007

Harder Better Faster Stronger by Korean elementary kids

I’m drunk and this fucked me up