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@theoriginalfeyesh

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theoriginalfeyesh
probablybadrpgideas
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probablybadrpgideas

*Cackles evilly and casts Banish Blorbo (From Your Show)*

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wizardmayhem

We're reporting you to the @wizard-council AND the @the-illegal-wizard-council.

This can't continue!

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the-illegal-wizard-council

we here at the illegal wizard council may proudly condone any and all illegal activities, but even we have some lines we do not cross. this is unacceptable.

ehem.

BANISHED TO THE SCREAMING REALM FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS.
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probablybadrpgideas

I appreciate this and other constructive feedback and, in response, I will now be casting Banish Glup Shitto too.

Thank you :)

theoriginalfeyesh
dat-soldier
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pika-memes
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gomi-chandesu

Roommate went out of town once, asked me to look after her cat.

Night one she comes down meowing at me. I go check her food/water, they're full. Litter box empty. Make sure my roommate's door is still open and she's not locked out of her room or something. I try to pet her and she dodges me, offer her treats and she won't have it, try playing with her but she won't play, try just ignoring her and she won't stop following me around meowing at me.

So I call my roommate, concerned maybe she was sick or in pain and that's why she was being so insistent despite having all her needs met.

Roommate goes: "OH! She wants you to go to bed. Go upstairs to my room and just sit in my bed with her for a few minutes. She should curl up and get comfortable. Once shes laid down she usually lets me go back to what I'm doing she just can't seem to go to bed on her own"

Sure enough, I go sit on roommates bed and she just happily jumps up, curls up on the blanket, and purrs herself to sleep.

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lenacraft

I like when cats try to give their humans healthy habits.

theoriginalfeyesh
bogleech
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bogleech

the plot of Time Bokan 24 is that history books are wrong about a bunch of things and the heroes travel time to discover the truth while the villains work for a textbook publishing company that doesn’t want to have to update its information. They’re all just silly things of course like “actually the wright brothers were one real guy and one scarecrow he used as a test dummy” but otherwise it’s all too believable

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bogleech

(I meant believable in that kid’s history books gloss over or mangle things to make them sound more ideal and are printed by greedy bad guys, not that any of the other stuff is believable)