You know me. When I make a promise...
You keep it.
Halo 3, 2007

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You know me. When I make a promise...
You keep it.
Halo 3, 2007
They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it
(job interview voice) so in many ways i would be this company's free use slut
My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.
your icon punches you in the face do you survive
BTW I think we should focus more on Embracer deliberately picking the last day of the month to shut down Volition so they wouldn't have to pay for their health insurance for September
And not to mention announcing this exactly the moment Starfield embargo ended, hoping that the hype and news coverage of Starfield would bury the news that they shut down one of their more popular studios
Fuck biology I don't want to eat and go to bed I want to play armored core why does my body hate me
I w. Ant the buff tie f girl
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):
Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)
Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences
Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck
tip:
You can replace therapy with 10-14 hours of a game. But watch out.
I was thinking recently about how "alt" subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything
Yes, this is it! This is exactly it!!
My friend is pet sitting a cat (who wears a collar with a bell) and his socialization updates are killing me
Explanation:
(trying to cheer you up) theres actually several castes of losers even below you. you cant fathom their misery
MASS EFFECT 2: LEGENDARY EDITION (2021) dev. BioWare -> Dossier: Archangel
