Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

me asking my friends to beta my writing

Current Mood

*talks about reincarnation loudly in local diner*

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

“Does God stay in Heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He created?”

-Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2

Raw dialogue masterpost

very hilarious and bold of marvel to expect me to give one single fuck about whether vision lived or died 

wanda: omg if we destroy the stone now vision will die :((

me: 

i shouldn’t have toked before getting on tumblr today

Please rise for the National Anthem..

being self-aware enough to realize you’re being irrational but still not being able to stop anything

Detroit Free Press, Michigan, June 30, 1940

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

Raccoon Crushed To Death By Garbage Truck Hits Jackpot With Reincarnation