Me: comes back from mariners game

Me: yeah, they didn't dissapoint us

Friend: they, won?

Me: no, they lost

Friend:

Me:

Me: it doesn't dissapoint us anymore

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Yall having a rootin tootin day?

Mood

When you see the Browns on your team schedule

This my pūppēř

Look, I know people say Peyton Manning's forehead is super long, but.... Can we talk about Steven Hauschka's neck???

Guys, how do you get followers on Tumblr

Is there some kind of spell, or website?

C H A I R

I may have the weirdest conversations

boRinG tExT

Why is this real?

America's Got Talent

Man pogo-sticking on a trampoline while spinning fidget spinners to the tune of Cantina Band: "My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, and I'm here to prove them wrong."

WHO WANTS TO START A PETITION TO RENAME MARIJAUNA TO ANA that way when people use the hashtag #banmarijauna it'll say #banana

So today in English my teacher was talking about characters making big decisions and she gave us an example. She said,"I'm dating this guy, and he's awesome, he's funny, he's handsome, he makes a lot of money, but he doesn't want kids, and i do." And everyone's like woah that's a big decision to make. And then this kid says, "Well, can't you just go to a sperm donor?" And my English teacher is just like woah that took a quick turn, that's not what I meant. He doesn't want to raise kids. And so the kid is like oh I thought his thingy doesn't work And the class explodes :/