Grace: n. a piece of shit human

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

the “this guy looks weird” to “this guy looks weird 😳” pipeline literally so dangerous.

We let him hit cause he's peculiar

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

This one?:

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

here u go 

NASA astronaut Karen Nyberg is a self proclaimed crafter. A week ago she made a stuffed dinosaur from scraps on the space station. The little T-rex is made form the lining of Russian food containers and the toy is stuffed with scraps from an old T-shirt. While many toys have flown into space, this is the first produced in space.

Photos: Karen Nyberg, via CollectSpace

THIS IS SO CUTE AND IS MAKING MY SCI-FI CRAFTER ASS SO DAMN HAPPY

Crafting in Space!

This is so fantastic. I love it.

“but i’m too good to kill anyone! :(” i’m not. give me the gun.

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

my activeness on tumblr directly correlates to how much i should not be on tumblr in this moment

this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke

almost said “thank you king” to the cashier at the dollar store today

Why didn’t you?

can’t stop thinking about that interview where the guy is like “what’s your favourite chick flick?” and robert pattinson goes “chicken run”

She’s not gonna put your balls in her hand and pretend she’s a merchant weighing a bag of coins bro.

:-/

noah fence but a rogue stormtrooper inciting a rebellion and then becoming a jedi is a way more compelling redemption story than a privileged white boy who murders his father in cold blood then pouts about it because he feels a little bad

This is true.

Hell, there’s even concept art of a stormtrooper uprising from when Episode 9 was in the preproduction stages with Finn’s example inspiring others to also rebel against the people that kidnapped them as kids to act as canon fodder for a bunch of elderly fascists or something.

AKCKKFJDBHSHSLCSN

I mean, this screenshot alone is funnier than most of them manage to be.

Why must the internet hurt me like this?  😫 😫 😫

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So, I heard about this and I can’t find the original, but apparently this started because someone returned a book to a library with a taco in the middle of it.

This post was already perfect, but that origin story made it ascend to a new level

2013 is that “year” for me