Forget About Us

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

this commercial changed me as a person 

they……. they didnt have to do all that i-…., i cant belieb my ass is sobbing over a fucking gum commercial

*sobs*

Are they advertising gum or true love

I needed this. -Ben

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

OPA Presents Conceptual Cliffside Casa Brutale on the Aegean Sea 

Source: mirror.uk

All designs by OPA

“and then he looked at his son like he was gonna kill him. you know, ‘you bring me a bimbo blonde, bimbo talks italian!‘”

Weird..I like it :)

When the teacher wakes me up during my beauty sleep in class

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

*looks in a mirror* you again

That was truly wild from start to finish.

hahhaha

reblog if do you ever need a ten minute hug but only from a specific person