Rule #1 stick to the fucking bit
Both Barbie and Oppenheimer are going to be amazing movies and undoubtedly leave their mark on pop culture.
But they'll never top Goncharov.
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The fuck did you say to me
bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches
my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass
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Margaret Hamilton, Director of the Apollo project Software Engineering Division, with a stack of papers containing the code to the Apollo Guidance Computer navigation software. The software that on this day, in 1969, guided Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin when they landed on the Moon.
IS MOON DAY!!! MOOOOON DAY!!!! THE DAY OF MOOOOON! HAPPY MOON DAY 🌝 (we landed on the moon today in 1969)
idk about y’all but i am fucking terrified for the day where rcg have to confirm they’re ending it at season 18 or tell us that it’s going on longer. chills me to the bone
white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother
worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus
white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics
a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️
the first man made centipede: kill me again
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
What are your thoughts on musk?
i hope he dies
how does this keep happening to him
OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS
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And not only are Meg and Charlie in the Macdennis troops, Rob's also pro LGBT+, and there are other LGBT folks and allies in the crew? I know this isn't the only show this is the case with but I just thinks it's nice and makes you feel a part of something you know or I might be tripping. It just idk gives me hope you know maybe that's silly.
"Pro LGBT+" is certainly one way to phrase the stance of someone with lesbian moms and two gay brothers, lmfao (also trust Rob is fully in the Macdennis camp). It's great he's an ally, but I think it's even more comforting that our gay character is played by a man who was raised in an LGBT, inclusive household, and has so many people in his life he cares deeply about for context/inspiration/feedback of his portrayal. I agree the chunk of support we see and/or know from the cast and crew is awesome (especially people like MEE who continue to post pro-trans messages despite a shit flood of asshole comments) and certainly has me holding a lot of trust they know what they're doing and who they're serving.
When you think about the fact that media, especially performance, is often a huge draw to marginalized folks...I mean if you were a theatre kid or a tech theatre kid, if you knew kids in high school who made stupid silly home movies or were always performing, the majority of them were/are LGBT or at least allies...It makes a lot of sense that a tv show built from 0, ground up, pushing out the involvement of studios and representatives and third parties as much as possible, has cast and crew that are truly just film/theatre kids at heart, well grounded and incredibly supportive across the board.
Sunny really is just a silly little camp indie show made by neurodivergent and gay people that somehow tricked a major studio into hosting and funding them for 18 years and counting :)
If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:
1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.
2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.
Since were getting dtamhd on wednesday, do you think Mac will ask Dennis if he needs a tissue?
oh probably. and they'll probably have gay sex on screen since rcg want to spite me at every turn. well they better watch out







