“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

Help me, Madame Zeroni pls

AGAIN?

VALENTINO (Haute Couture Fall/ Winter 2015-16) - model: Leila Nda, Sofia Tesmenitskaya, Grace Simmons & Yana Van Ginneken - photographer: Fabrizio Ferri - Vogue Italia September 2015

hi yes i am interested in joining this coven is there like an application i can fill out

or what

when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful 

Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you

True

cher is the icon women need and absolutely deserve

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

i love this, video

*music intro plays, beat of silence* Audience Member: WHO IS IT??? *people laugh* Britney: It’s Britney bitch.

WHO IS IIIIIIT

halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo

If i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly id have 0 dollars bitch what u thought lmao

Me listening to Carly Rae Jepsen’s Emotion as a tumblr Joke

Me after realizing this album actually scalped me and left me edgeless with its bops

Me joining the Carly Rae Jepsen stans.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

You left out the best part.

She left the last one at Carrie Fisher’s memorial.

oh that’s fine i wasn’t using my heart anyhow

ITS TIME TO STOP

City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do.

I wanna fucking yabba-dabba die

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

Sorry

Sorry Hun I can’t risk this

I’m gettin so sick of this post 😐😐

… Don’t test it as some superstitious chain post and not reblog… My mom was fine on Monday and yesterday her whole head is swollen… I’m checking up on her to make sure she’s okay, but seeing this post reminded me that I didn’t reblog it yesterday when I saw it. This is so evil…

there’s apparently beef that happens between fraternal and identical twin communities n i think that’s funny n just the type of pettiness i like lol

identical twins: “omg fraternal twins don’t even count as real twins!”

fraternal twins: “ugh identical twins r creepy n have no individuality!”

me, a non twin: “LET EM KNOW”

musical faces

which ariana grande song is this

when your parents try to give you fashion advice