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Don’t Mess with an Uzumaki

This story is a follow-up to this piece. Like I said, I really wanted to write a story where Boruto gets really buff and toys with you a bit. I wanted to go further and make it even more sexual but I figured it was too much for the first chapter. … I say first chapter, but there’s no promise I’m ever going to continue this. Without further ado, I hope you enjoy.

WARNING: Contains Muscle Growth!

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Amazing story. Always wonderful to see works by this author!

The world’s tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.

Suggestion: The dragon’s definition of “steal” is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands–but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times.

They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.

“Here’s your change, ma'am. One gold piece.” The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin.

“That’s a dragon,” you say dumbly. “One piece… and a dragon.”

“Yes.”

You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl.

“Ma'am–no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too.”

“Sorry?”

The seller notes your dubious expression. “Not from around here, are ya?” They shrug. “Them’s the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon.”

They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand.

The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.

“Have a nice day, ma'am,” the merchant says. “Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel.”

From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill.

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Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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ehh what the hell

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OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

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yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

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I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

just gotta do

2016 is nearing its completion, i thought it’d be a good idea to do another free raffle during the festive period!

You can participate (once) by reblogging (once) this post! The winner will get a free request to draw a character of liking! Deadline is 23/12 (this Friday).

Help Jake! [LAST ROUND]

Scientist A: Heh, i suppose this little keg can’t contain all his                   manliness anymore. So, i’ve been missing for a month,                   and what is this? What happened? Scientist B: For starters, we’ve started experimenting with a size                   growth hormone. It’s rare but some people can get taller                   after puberty. Scientist A: Taller?? He grew half a freaking head in a month? How is                   that possible? Scientist B: Well…genetics…hormones… science… You know                   how it goes. Scientist A: He stopped growing though right? I can’t believe he can                   grow taller than this. Scientist B: I suppose he will meet his limit soon, but i can’t                   guarantee what’s that limit. He has to get as big as it                   gets if we want to use him as a human weapon. Scientist A: Isn’t he strong enough already? Scientist B: Yeah. Yesterday he destroyed a tank. Scientist A: How did he do that? By cumming in it? Scientist B: No, he punched it once and it was obliterated. For some                   reason he told us afterwards to call him “Saitama”. Scientist A: That’s weird… So it’s the last month of this program,                   right? Does he feel like level 100 already? Scientist B: He mentioned he’s close to level 90. Alright, enough                   talking, let’s get Jake as big as possible!

Phase 6 stats: Height: 1.93m (6′4″) Weight: 386kg (850lbs) Penis size (hard): 63.5cm (25″)

So, how can you help Jake?

1 reblog = 1kg muscle gained

2 likes = 1kg muscle gained

* Send me an “H” in my inbox or as a message for 1cm height growth * Send me an “X” in my inbox or as a message for 0.5cm cock growth

(Anonymous votes don’t count you dummies)

Last round!

Who wants to get a free drawing? Me drawing your beloved character? Muscles? Penis? You can directly request one from me if you win this raffle! Every participant has a chance!

You can participate (once) by reblogging (once) this post! Deadline is 18/03 (this Friday). I’ll collect your names, make the raffle and contact the winner. Good luck!

Free Art Raffle!

Hey hey, good day to everyone!

Since i’m almost back, i had an idea to make things a bit livelier! Whoever reblogs this post (once) enters a raffle. I’ll write down your usernames, and draw two winners. The two winners get a free request art drawn from me! Simple isn’t it? I’ll leave this post open for a couple of weeks, so take your time.