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Three of these are the same character reskinned
Here is me in my complete-ish garb. (I want to sew a new first layer cyrtel in green linen). It’s the outfit of a 7th century Anglo-Saxon noblewoman.
The trim is tablet woven linen, and linen embroidery based on illumination in the lindesfarne gospels. The belt is tablet woven wool. I hand wove/sewed everything except the shoes which are slippers a friend bought in Morocco.
The necklace is a replica of St. Cuthberts cross, and the other jewelry is also inspired by various archeological finds and was bought over the years from various Etsy shops.
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disclaimer: i am not Hispanic
but yeah, this stuff is hilarious
😅
In a lukewarm defense, he is based on zorro, which takes place in mexico. So he is kinda mexican and for some people its confusing when mexicans are white
The amount of time that the Ancient Egyptian civilisation lasted is just so mind boggling. It lasted over 3000 years. That's such an insane amount of time. It ended around 30BC meaning that it will only be extinct for as long as it existed in around 950 years. Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of bitcoin than the building of the pyramids of Giza. They were already ancient to her. What the fuck
We have a records from the time of Ramses II of ancient Egyptians doing archeology on monuments that were already a thousand years old to them.
ancient egyptian archeologists. ancient egyptian archeologists. excuse me i have to go lay down and think about things
GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?
when you get a crush on a wizard you can feel your heartbeasts increase (theyre spawning beasts and demons inside your heart with their mind and they blow you up and you die.)
I get it, youre vitamin D deficient. Get some pills or a lamp. This is the only time of year where i can go outside without having hives and a mirgane the next dsy
HIIII HI HI HIIIIII IM JUMPING UP AND DOWN IM CLIMBONG YOUR LEGS DO U SEE ME HIIIIIIIIIIIII
STARTS BITING YOU!!!!!!! HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
if i have to see another one of those conventionally attractive AI genorated art breeder ocs im gonna fucking lose it. where are these coming from, why are there so fucking many, why do they all look like that i hate it here
society has moved past the need for these generic hot people factory ass ocs wheres the spice? wheres the weird nose? wheres the imperfections? wheres the humanity and the soul in these? these are like the peak of everybody is beautiful and no one is horny. i feel NOTHING about these people.
I use artbreeder sometimes to make my ocs when im too lazy to draw, but i promise i use it for its intended purpose. To make realistic varied people. Not whatever the fuck that is...
- Very good.
This is the type of film that the phrase “glorious technicolor” was invented for - look at the richness of the colours!
To say nothing of a phrase that gets used in this house a bit too often…
ok so this is The Court Jester with Danny Kaye and it is the best fucking movie i swear. It’s a comedy musical robin hood parody thing about an incompetent moron and his extremely competent ass-kicking girlfriend taking down a tyrannical king and restoring the throne to the rightful heir
-the rightful heir is a baby and they can tell it’s the right baby because of a giant birthmark on his asscheek
-the main character’s only talent is singing and the rest of the pseudo robin-hood group just kinda tolerate him because he repeatedly fucks up
-he gets hypnotized into believing he is this amazing swashbuckling sword fighting hero along the lines of Wesley from the Princess Bride and ends up fighting the villain while snapping in and out of hypnosis
-the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice with the palace has the brew that is true “what”
-he stumbles his way through the entire plot and never knows what the hell is going on
-Danny Kaye is the funniest motherfucker you’ve never heard of
-seriously go watch it you wan’t regret it
My favorite movie of all time!!!!
Source: idlesuperstar
do u pronounce mirror like “mear” “mee-rer” “mee-er” “mee-ruh” or some other way that’s undoubtedly cursed
Meer-rur. I pronounce each R
BBC Ghosts: Gay military Englishman who can watch ants for hours.
CBS Ghosts: Gay military Englishman who can watch ants for hours.
How did the writers come up with these two guys independently!?
They didnt
hungrier than for little snack but not hungry enough for meal so
guess its time to eat a whole packet of dried sweet potato
damn. wish this were me :/
rune do i need to mail you a packet of sweet potato
Ive never heard of anyone else named Rune so when i scrolled past this my brain broke
What anxiety? I have CHEEKBONES!
I think I'm in love?
a real american hero
This has a real Clone Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi energy to me.
The man is lovely but it’s the voice, the voice, the voice.
i see a lot of people saying this or that could kill a medieval peasant or a victorian child, and i feel we need to make an important distinction: medieval peasants watched executions for fun, and had absolutely no spices for their food. victorian children were very sheltered, and had cocaine and opium in every single medicine. a sour skittle could kill a medieval peasant. kin discourse could kill a victorian child.
