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blog 2, old joke about electric something

@theodoretheninja

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inkandguns

I think I’m just going to skip middle age and move to old age. It’s time for me to start my Yoda/Kenobi hermit years. Just a few more skills to learn and I’ll be set.

Might need to move closer to a forest or go underground

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inkandguns

I’m going to find the most isolated spot I can with the harshest weather conditions. Forested areas get taken over by liberals, I’m thinking more desert. Icy frozen tundra, maybe.

I haven't seen and libs trying to live in the woods, they like to be tourists and return to the city.

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inkandguns

In Colorado they hike through and throw their trash all over the place. I want as hot or as frozen as possible. Like Death Valley hot, Alaska cold. The lowest possibility for people moving there. People are the problem.

My bestie is one of the few hikers that brings trash bags with her and picks up every piece of trash she sees on the trail, and i love her for it

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inkandguns

That’s cool but I wanna live in a place so isolated I could just gun down the litter people and no one would ever care or find out

I used to pick up the trash in the forest preserve in my hometown and it’s just not worth the effort. I did it in Colorado for a lil bit too but the closer you get to the trailhead it’s just like old sports bras, nasty underwear, and other Californian refuse

I hate that shit. I can't go anywhere here without seeing cigarette butts and mountain dew bottles. Kill em all I say.

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inkandguns

Maybe I’ll go live in the swamps of Florida and start my Shrek era.

Inkandgators was just born.

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inkandguns

I think I’m just going to skip middle age and move to old age. It’s time for me to start my Yoda/Kenobi hermit years. Just a few more skills to learn and I’ll be set.

Might need to move closer to a forest or go underground

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inkandguns

I’m going to find the most isolated spot I can with the harshest weather conditions. Forested areas get taken over by liberals, I’m thinking more desert. Icy frozen tundra, maybe.

I haven't seen and libs trying to live in the woods, they like to be tourists and return to the city.

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inkandguns

In Colorado they hike through and throw their trash all over the place. I want as hot or as frozen as possible. Like Death Valley hot, Alaska cold. The lowest possibility for people moving there. People are the problem.

My bestie is one of the few hikers that brings trash bags with her and picks up every piece of trash she sees on the trail, and i love her for it

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inkandguns

That’s cool but I wanna live in a place so isolated I could just gun down the litter people and no one would ever care or find out

I used to pick up the trash in the forest preserve in my hometown and it’s just not worth the effort. I did it in Colorado for a lil bit too but the closer you get to the trailhead it’s just like old sports bras, nasty underwear, and other Californian refuse

I hate that shit. I can't go anywhere here without seeing cigarette butts and mountain dew bottles. Kill em all I say.

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

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weaselle

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

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vmohlere
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
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weaver-z

There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

This is like that video where the woman in the gym picks up a huge barbell and all the shocked gymbros around her start cheering.

They all look like her uncles or whatever excited that she likes their hobby and then she just blows everyone away