Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything
shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.
Self Portrait I’m calling “Twink Death” and is about me learning to accept gaining weight and my body shape as the Italian stallion I am😔
Basically trans male fatness is something that has been on my mind as it feels society puts such a pressure on Ftm people to be either effeminate and twinkish or perfectly passing and fit to be desirable, and where self love and attraction comes in for trans mascs who are neither of those things
There's more I could wax poetic about but alas I'm sleepy.
Absolutely goddamn obsessed w this pic the creator of neopets sent after trying and failing to push his shitty nft game to the current playerbase
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
revamped design with all of my disabled keith haring style dancin' guys all together, updated to include the yellow power chair user ~
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I gotta sell this one I think. Anybuggy wanna make an offer before I put braincycles toward figuring out a cost?
Hood of Toyota RAV4 for scale (with lounging dashboard skeleton for lols)
May I offer you some texture in these trying times?
Before I read the text I thought someone put panties on their car
#its tumblr that’s not the weirdest thing Ive seen today
Knitting center of my brain: Ooh, nice shawl
Entire rest of my brain: Marketing so misogynistic now they've cut out the whole entire woman and just put the bikini directly on the car
Everyone else shut up this is the only funny response on the entire post
Oh ZOD it’s happening
You got that right
Oh hey, spotted the UK reblogger
I also thought for a brief moment that it was a car in… briefs
I just finished another one and so help me Zod I am holding off until tomorrow on photographing so I can take pictures of it on the hood of the car
Here we goooooooo
But wait—
THERES MORE
AND MORE
Anyway these are all for sale. Ask questions. Make me an offer!
<Announcer Voice> This
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
come on down to the Blissgrounds! We have
SHAWLS
SHAWLS
SHAWLS!
So many colors!
So many sizes!
So much texture!
<slaps the roof of the Rav 4>
You can fit so much cozy on this bad boy!
So come down to the Blissgrounds this weekend!
why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes
