It's not cheating if [insert excuse here]
petition to change fit and phils ship/duo name to just Phit
What about Fil?
You love to see it. (Not the destruction of trees, obvs, but shitheads meeting their oncoming comeuppance at the hands of trees.)
the "not to be a lesbian but oh my god" thing is like "you sir have won the internet" but for lesbians.
DREAM SMP taught me to BUILD MY LEGACY
HERMITCRAFT taught me MOON'S BIG
SMPLIVE taught me to HAVE GAY SEX
SMPEARTH taught me WORLD DOMINATION
QSMP taught me to HAVE GAY SEX
LIFE SERIES taught me KILL YOUR FRIENDS FOR FUN
LIFESTEAL taught me KILL YOUR FRIENDS FOR FUN
SMPLIVE taught me HAVE GAY SEX and BUY CRYPTOCURRENCY and KILL YOUR FRIENDS FOR MONEY
MCRP, truly the epitome of "be gay, do crime"
DREAM SMP taught me to HAVE SEX WITH FISH
EMPIRES SMP taught me to HAVE SEX WITH FISH
LIMITED LIFE taught me to HAVE SEX WITH FISH
HERMITCRAFT taught me to HAVE SEX WITH FISH
What do you think the Xbralis interactions are?
workingitinportland-deactivated
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
Hi friend! Fun fact! The human body can only absorb one liter of water per hour, and not all at once! Likely the reason you’re peeing so much is because you’re taking in too much water at a time, so your body just flushes it through your system as opposed to absorbing it. A good rule is ¼ liter every 15 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely times that I want to (and will) glug a whole liter like it’s nothing, but steady hydration throughout the day is key! -Your friendly local wilderness first responder who rehydrates people for their job :)
mockiato
Dang okay 📝
oh this is evil
What is that?
discord is adding parental surveillance. as nerdskii's tags pointed out its a ridiculous measure that doesnt help anyone because apps like Signal exist for actual illegal/sketchy activity and this just hurts lgbt teens looking for somewhere to be themselves and have resources especially with conservative parents
I use android. this is my secure folder, which was built into my phone. it has a customize option, so I've made it look like some bland fitness app. when you open it, it asks you to enter a password or unlock it in any other way you've set it to unlock before it lets you in
inside of this folder is like a 2nd phone almost, I can hide apps in here or have different accounts on apps I've already installed. I have a separate discord and tumblr inside of my secure folder (which I moved this blog to recently)
there are similar third party apps, usually disguised as a calculator that you set a certain number or calculation as the password to unlock. that's a lot more inconspicuous if opened, but also more well known, and parents might be looking out for any suspicious calculator apps
also, be careful what 3rd party apps you download, especially when it's concerning things like your accounts and data! make sure you're downloading something safe and secure
this isn't foolproof, depending on how far your parents are going to track you. if they've installed anything or had you install anything on your phone or computer, or had the chance while you weren't there, be careful for spyware. some apps report how long you look at each app, or can record sound from your phone on demand
also important: a good VPN can secure what you're looking at from the router, which parents may be able to access information from, but this also isn't guaranteed to work if the parental controls are set to block VPNs
another one, if your parents are tracking your location but not your app usage: download a GPS spoofer. you don't necessarily need to root your phone for this, as long as it's supported in developer settings. a lot of them are branded as tools for pokemon go, which can be helpful for plausible deniability
parents reading this: these are things I've learned from constantly having my shit taken and looked through as a teen. you aren't protecting your kids, you're ruining any chance of them trusting you with anything. if something goes wrong, you're going to be the last person they tell, because someone who goes to these lengths to see any little thing isn't going to be chill when something actually bad happens if this is how you act when literally nothing is happening
[Image ID: screenshot of a tweet by Shaun @/shaun_vids:
i want a relatable superhero movie. not like "oh no how do i balance my personal life with my new powers etc" i wanna see a superhero read a tweet about people dying from rationing insulin and then go and find the people responsible and kick the shit out of them]
*possible incidents may include: chaos mutation, wish granting, regular mutation, shapeshifting gone wrong, combining your dead dream-self with your omniscient, faceless, green-flickering pet and then recombining upon apotheosis, surgical modification, and HRT
**includes ears, horns, antennae, additional eyes, pedipalps, spines, frills, feathers, external gills, and tentacles
***tail, abdomen, whatever
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck wh
listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously
where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???
this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation
as! he! should!
Did they make Hugh grant an oompa loompa or was that a fever dream?
Did they make Hugh grant
an oompa loompa or was
that a fever dream?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
"oh the Ocean Empire had like. idk seaweed tart and lots of coral jewelry and probably was the leading exporter in fuckin uhh. Conduits?"
YOU FOOLS
WHAT ABOUT THE BOATS
the ocean empire is an empire on the ocean. yes most of its residents are likely seapeople who can breathe water and air just fine. but like oh my girl dude imagine the fucking Boats. im talking full sized sailing ships with the banner of the empire emblazoned proudly on the front sails i'm talking every size of boat you can think of from trade vessels to single man dinghys.
a lot of the Empires except for like. rivendell and the crystal cliffs i'm pretty sure those are landlocked were on the coast and guys have we considered any of the possibilities here like come on??????) fishermen from the Cod Empire skimming the coast with their nets. pixandrian trade ships long and thin but also fast as fuck because of course theyd figure that out. mezalean vessels that are exquisitely dyed and also probably made out of stone because Joel is insane like that.
basically what i'm trying to say here is: if you want to go all out in your empires smp worldbuilding, consider the boats, since water-accessible trade routes were and continue to be essential for exchange of goods and travel across the world and this also holds true for the world of empires as well. thank you.
Lizzie dug a whole canal to the Lost Empire just so she could boat there instead of walking when Joey stole Sir Strawberry and so she kidnapped the Tiger Blood Prince in revenge
Guys I'm sorry for being annoying about my interests on the be annoying about your interests site
Well I'm not :)
Guys, I'm sorry for not being more annoying about my interests on the being annoying about your interests website
characters who are so inauthentic. characters who only show what they want other people to see of them. characters who simply must have control over every part of themselves. do you even get it
characters who are inauthentic even to themselves. characters who cannot allow the mask to slip. characters who struggle to have an identity past what they project out to the world.
characters who don't dare be who they are. who have already had to learn that nobody wants them, only who they can pretend to be and what they can do
"Tumblr is in financial deficit" I have to skip dollar menu meals.
"Give money to website, they need it!" every single day for the last 4 years i and my friends have been circulating donation posts for poor people including ourselves.
this website actively blazed suicide notes and antisemitic hate posts. What, you want me to give money to the website BEFORE it fixes the nazi and terf problems?