Things that have actually happened in Megaman Battle Network canon
-the internet gets set on fire a total of three times -the weather gets hacked a total of three time -the series director’s self-insert keeps showing up to battle people -the protagonist gets robbed three times in 24 hours while travelling abroad for the first time -at one point, the protagonist has to drop some sick rhymes in order to get alcohol as bait for a spider trap -one of the most devastating cyberattacks in the setting’s history was orchestrated by an elementary school student wearing a hologram -the person who helped carry out aforementioned cyberattack, a person who tried to assassinate several international officials, and a serial arsonist show up to aid the protagonist later on in the series and their past crimes are never brought up -a villain’s carefully-crafted plan is foiled by a smartphone being thrown at his head -the protagonist installs malware because someone who previously tried to burn down his house acted totally trustworthy -the setting’s equivalent of ARPANET is a primordial blob -a kid with a wheelchair and a congenital heart defect is the secret heir to the Deep Web -a giant meteor is spotted heading for the planet and everybody’s first instinct is to have a bunch of tournaments to find out who’s good enough with computers to stop it because obviously -the internet floods because somebody’s AI partner cried really hard -Django from Boktai keeps showing up and it’s never really asked how he managed to appear -Hideo Kojima is just hanging around a haunted house with a similar lack of explanation -somebody thought having criminal trials be carried out by computer in a world where everything is easily hacked was a good idea -the villains only figure out they can simply defeat the protagonist in physical, real-world combat about 10 minutes from the end of the series and lose anyway because of timely intervention
