In This Life, Or The Next

first three words you notice describe your 2023!

i was not made for hookup culture. love me for an eternity or do not touch me at all

by Comicname

god ur so fucking weird *makes out with u*

Pop my pussy most divine

I've had enough of this website.

(me january 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

(me december 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

everyone's like "what do you do for fun?" nothing i haven't had fun since 2009

me when I have a medium day: let’s spice it up with a little treat

Reblog if you deserve a little treat

posture a fuck

People hacking their lungs out around you and then being like ‘don’t worry it’s not covid’ like girl I don’t want whatever the fuck else it is you’ve got either!!

What employers need to understand about me is that I do my thing

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

no youre right. youre absolutely right

My cat’s body is so loose and saggy that he blended in perfectly with a sweater on the ground. When my mom was cleaning up, she thought he was part of the sweater and grabbed him. :(

You GRAB miette??? You grab miette like a sweater???

It’s almost Pride Month!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

300122, S.T.