So I just read this fic where Shanks stops by and sees Zoro and Perona at Mihawk’s castle, immediately assumes they’re his kids before being corrected, and it gave me ideasTM
So Shanks comes to see Mihawk and thinks “must be his kids”. The girl has the goth esthetic going on like her father, and it would explain why Mihawk keeps tabs on a member of Luffy’s crew, a swordsman as grumpy as his dad. Besides, Mihawk would never let random kids stay unless he had a good reason, right? So they must be his kids.
Mind you, he says none of this outloud and acts like usual except for a “you could have told me!” that Mihawk doesn’t understand. Shanks then leaves persuaded that they really are Mihawk’s children.
Time passes, and then a party happens on an island where Shanks casually talks about how Mihawk never told him how he had kids of his own, that bastard! Especially since his son is on Luffy’s crew!
A guy from the island hears it, tells another, and rumors spread about how the Strongest Swordsman has a son who is a member of the Straw Hats. It doesn’t take long to conclude that the son must be Pirate Hunter Roronoa Zoro, the only swordsman on the crew (this happens during the time-skip and no one knows about Brook)
These rumors spread widely and soon become considered as facts since a Yonko was the one who said it, so it has to be true, right?
The Straw Hats reunite on Saboady. Some claim to have seen Warlord Mihawk and a girl at the same time and what was already considered as truth become even more credible.
Strange comments are made, but Zoro never gets it. Jinbe compliments his strength and when asked, Zoro simply says that he had a great teacher. He is confused by the knowing smile sent his way.
Robin asks about his “sister”, smile on her face, and Zoro stares blankly at her before going back to drinking. Probably a joke he didn’t understand.
It goes on and on without Zoro ever knowing that the whole world thinks he’s Mihawk’s son.
Это просто прекрасно🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, LMAO, мне нужен такой фанфик.
