No One Ever Helped Me So I Will Never Help Anyone Else & Do Not Believe Anyone Should Be Helped Ever is one of thee most loser mindsets btw
the world has been unkind to you so you continue the cycle of unkindness by passing on hatred and indifference to others? Wow. groundbreaking. you’re so cool and tormented
I will be kinder than the world has been to me, in the hopes that kindness multiplies and flowers in places once barren and cracked by cruelty.
the oceangate situation is really funny but i do want to take a moment to look at the fact that five people of their own volition decide to go two miles under the sea in something controlled by a $30 xbox controller with no beacon or way to navigate, go missing, and immediately a massive search effort is underway with people anxiously combing the ocean for any sign of these chucklefucks, but the greek coast guard capsized a boat full of hundreds of migrants, killing 80 with over 500 people still counted as missing, and the eu won't even investigate
you can and should hate rich people, but you also need to show up for the oppressed
Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters
I will not mourn in silence again /// My grief will be loud and violent
eye strain below the cut
society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty
"the toothbrush/hairbrush/bike/vanity desk with flowers on it is For Kids! this plain beige one is For Adults!"
I am literally throwing you into a volcano
when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself
michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN
Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks
michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this
Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat
how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this
Why do u call yourself a transGIRL if you are over 18? That's pedophilic .
this one is always sooo funny to me, cause like ok, when some random cis woman calls herself or her friend a girl or something she's quirky and cool, but when a trans person calls themselves a girl or a boy we're suddenly pedophiles! hmmmm i wonder where that rhetoric comes from?
Reddit management threatening note to protesting moderators:
If I were a pro-protest subreddit member with sneaky intentions, here's what I would do:
I would get together with some other members and, after privately contacting the existing mod team to make sure they are on board, we would apply to be moderators. Then we would use this generous offer to become senior moderators and displace the protesting moderators like the scabs we are. Then we would reopen the sub.
Then, after a few hours to allow management to enjoy their victory, we would close it again.
After a couple of days, another band of clean-cut Company MenTM would step up and displace us. And then they would do it again.
I have faith in Redditors. They are the most thrawn of social media users. They can win this fight.
As a long-time Tumblr lurker and now an official Reddit refugee, I think it's fucking hilarious that Reddit corporate is trying to have mods overthrow each other to stop the virtual strike. They must have forgotten that Redditors once stopped real scabs from taking people's real jobs in real life. I remember when Redditors from ONE specific sub, r/antiwork, blocked million-dollar-company Kellog's from hiring scabs to run a factory, so they could ignore and eventually even fire union strikers.
A ridiculous amount of people spent HOURS spamming in fake applications. I remember someone eventually built a web scraping app to send in several dozens of fake applications a minute, and put it on github for folks to use. You could download it and let it run, and it sent hundreds of real-looking application submissions for the company to sort through. There were so many spam applications their whole website crashed, and Kellog's hired a specialist IT security team to quickly rebuild their application process to be activism-proof. And guess what? Redditors fuckin' wrecked that one too, all manually this time. And when breaking their systems started to prove ineffective, plots were made for folks who lived nearby the strike to physically go through interview processes without any intent to work, and waste their time on a physical HR level. All the while donations were gathered for the strikers and people were getting educated about their labor rights.
Those corporates are in for a fucking ride thinking they can win a pissing contest with people like that without suffering permanent losses of money and traffic. It's going to be delicious watching them get humbled.
I hope the day JK Rowling dies I find out through the Destiel meme format
hi my names tyler i’m a trans bi guy and i recently got kicked out by my physically abusive homophobic mother and am experiencing housing instability, because of this i had to move states with my two cats to stay with my partner and get a new job and currently i am only being scheduled twice or three times a week and my paycheck is mostly dependent on tips, as you can imagine it’s been incredibly stressful and i’ve been developing canker sores bc of it, something id get frequently while living with my abusive mother and they make it rlly hard to eat or drink
i just had to go to an urgent care visit that was 30 dollars copay and my insurance didn’t cover the medicine they prescribed so i had to pay 80 dollars out of pocket, if i could get any financial help i’d really appreciate it as i still need to fill my car tank this week and get more cat food, and unfortunately i’m only scheduled twice this week again and really don’t want to reach into my savings bc i am in the process of attempting to get secure housing, i have a gofundme post with a more detailed explanation of events if needed, anything is appreciated i would’ve held off on getting my prescription but i’m in a lot of pain rn sorry, happy pride month and thank you !
happy juneteenth just giving this a final boost until i’m working again, thankuuu again for any help given!
Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it
Starts running away cutely
Cuban Painted Snails (Polymita Picta)
“Their colours come from their diet, lichen and mosses rich in minerals that give the shells these stunning colours. They differ according to the particular mix of plants that each snail has been eating.” - David Attenborough
Attenborough‘s Life In Colour
This is the future liberals (me) want
This is better than bathroom signs with like an image of mermaids n shit. As much as we like to joke trans people aren’t actually cryptids
A lot of the guides I've seen don't actually seem to understand how reddit works in comparison to tumblr so
