to have the decadence this finch is experiencing with millet seeds...
If you look at those individual millet seeds they’re about the size of the birds eye. And on the spoon it looks like there’s hundreds of those seeds. That’s like opening your mouth and someone pouring in hundreds of dunkin donut muchkin donut holes into your big fat mouth all at once. Mmmm yum
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Just wanna warn you, sag and wga are anti ai
that’s good. fuck ai.
Implicit storytelling in two tweets:
Yeah. They did that. I bet the ‘clarification’ came as a result of some strong legal threats.
So be aware in the coming weeks that if your favorite actor reportedly says something shitty about the strike that makes your blood boil? Check the sources. There’s going to be a lot of uh, spin in the news.
I think one of the most frustrating things about modern conservatives is when they hate something for the wrong reason. And then you have to defend something you also hate.
"I hate Disney!" "Yes, their view on labor has been..." "Because of their woke garbage movies!" "Oh."
"I am sick of these Disney remakes!" "Yeah, it would be nice if they focused on creating original IPs instead of copy/paste remakes of animated classics." "They cast a black mermaid!" "Oh."
"Facebook is evil!" "Yeah, selling user data without consent was..." "They deleted my post about whites being replaced!" "Oh."

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

Suuuuuck
*FOOMP*
Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is
Forgotten Treehouse in Redmond, Washington,
Radek Kurzaj Photography
LAPD detonated 5000 lbs of fireworks in the middle of a residential area, injuring at least 17 people and causing $900 million in various damages in a low-income, majority-POC neighborhood.
They then continue to pursue caging the person whose fireworks they stole while news media misreports to cover for police incompetency and destruction.
It took TWO YEARS to get the names of those involved with this incident. There are people still protesting, still living in hotels, still with unfulfilled claims to the city from this shit
God I hate cops
Street Fighter IV: The Ties That Bind
having gay sex would have been less gay than this
You know Elon probably saw this and was super mad he still can't fire Halli.
I've already had one person in the notes claim dropping the bombs was the "only option" to end the war.
No.
Shaun has a wonderful breakdown of all the nuances surrounding the Japanese surrender.
If you do not have 2 hours to spare (or you can't watch it at 2x speed), I will give you some bullet points.
- Several American leaders of the time felt the bombs provided no assistance in ending the war.
- Japan was already defeated. They wanted to surrender but were stubborn and wanted conditions.
- Their only concern was their god-like emperor stay in power and not be executed.
- That was their concern before the bombs. That was their concern after the bombs. Nothing changed in their minds.
- They didn't actually care that the bombs killed people. It took them several days to even have a meeting after the first bomb dropped.
- The idea that dropping the bomb would save millions of casualties was invented *after* the bomb was dropped and was pulled out of someone's ass to cover said ass.
- There was never going to be an invasion.
People think we dropped the bombs and the Japanese leadership was like, "Oh shit! We give up!"
But in reality, we dropped the first bomb and they were like, "I'm busy tomorrow, can we have the bomb meeting on Thursday?"
We dropped the bombs to show the world we had the bombs.
Japan was a convenient and timely excuse to that end.
Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy
it was just a misunderstanding
post-timeskip
It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.










