Tumblr is now suggesting things to me based on the people I follow, like @kyriathanatos.
An Ego that knows no bounds
Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing
Is there like a service that delivers bagels. I'm feeling some kinda way
I have to get at least 15 euros' worth for delivery?? I can't eat 15 euros of bagels
Okay so I can get two bagels, two cheese sticks, a slice of pizza, a drink, and some kinda cheese onion bread thing.........
I think if my dad sees this he's gonna be very judgy
Still recovering from surgery. Doctor says I should move as little as possible
That might actually work
It worked
happy pride & remember: there is no such thing as a heterosexual vampire
I was gonna hit send on this one before I’d even seen the vampire thing, but yeah! Let’s go vampires too! 🦇
I feel like the target audience
fuck yes dragon tuesday
Cyber Monday, Fat Tuesday, Wet Beast Wednesday, Out of Touch Thursday, Black Friday, Saturday is for the Boys, and I have a dnd session Sunday, sorry Boss my schedule is booked!
Screaming crying because I hate every piracy guide I come across on here.
HERE IT IS
check out my piracy guide GOGOGOGO
STEAL MAIM KILL!!!
tell me if i got any more splainin todo. i am open to suggestions. reblog this so more people can pirate. DO IT!
THE REVIEWS ARE IN
thank you so much for the support over the last three days! i got over 10k hits on the website!!!
i wish i could upload faster/more often but i have been busy & tired. i did make a number of small updates today though! including links to VPN leak checks, where to find roms and emulators, more torrenting sites, and a small dictionary section that has VERY SIMPLE definitions of some words that i used.
This is legit the only piracy guide I've seen on tumblr that is not full of terrible advice go read and do this rn or else
Kudos on making a PROPERLY HIDEOUS WEBSITE. This is how websites are SUPPOSED to look, not this modern sleek shit.
I have GOT to play more Tetris
The explosion community is dying btw. Reblog to blow up the person you're reblogging this from
oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.
it’s funny how TF2 is getting traction again solely because Overwatch keeps shitting the bed
chefpyro
meika–hime