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I like hetalia, Lotr (Silm), Star Wars, Naruto and so many other things. I also like art and classical music (though I’m kind of obsessed with Finnish polyphonic singing like Värttina and Kardemimmit rn)
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Anonymous asked:

Hi! Your polls have enticed me to learn Welsh so I can be less wrong on your polls! Could you possibly explain why bore da, prynhawn da and nos da all have one d but noswaith dda needs two?

I am UTTERLY delighted to hear my silly ridiculous nonsense has done actual appreciable good in this world. Incredible.

And yes, I can! Like a lot of languages, Welsh has gendered words; feminine words trigger the dreaded soft mutation, whereby the first letter of the next word mutates to a 'softer' equivalent. So c becomes g, p becomes b, and a bunch of others.

In this case, bore prynhawn and nos are all masculine, so the d following stays as it is. But noswaith is feminine, so it changes the d into a dd.

However, don't stress too much about getting the mutations right. Over practice, you learn them instinctively in the end anyway. Getting one wrong does feel wrong to a Welsh speaker, but in almost every case it's still understandable, and all it does is signal that you're a learner. And we love learners.

Welcome aboard!

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Mutations Cheat Sheet!

Three types. Easy to hard:

Aspirate Mutation

  • c -> ch
  • p -> ph
  • t -> th

Used after the word "a/ac" meaning 'and', and after the word 'ei' meaning 'her (possessive)'. Note - 'ei' can also mean 'his', but in that case it triggers a soft mutation. This is how Welsh conveys gender.

Nasal Mutation

  • b -> m
  • c -> ngh
  • d -> n
  • g -> ng
  • p -> mh
  • t -> nh
  • tsh -> nh*

Used most commonly after the pronoun 'fy' meaning 'my', and the word 'yn' meaning 'in'. You see it a lot in place names - 'in Cardiff' becomes 'yng Nghaerdydd', for example. Note that this mutation can actually alter the end of the triggering word, too - 'yn' there became 'yng'. This is to make it easier to pronounce the mutated following word. 'Ngh' is a difficult-looking cluster of consonants in isolation, but when strung together it means 'yng Nghaerdydd' becomes pronounced something like 'ung Haerdydd'.

This one looks harder than it is. In reality, this mutation genuinely makes these easier to say aloud.

Soft Mutation

  • b -> f
  • c -> ch
  • d -> dd
  • g -> _ (it vanishes. You just lose the g.)
  • ll -> l
  • m -> f
  • p -> b
  • rh -> r
  • t -> d
  • tsh -> j*

The asshole one. This one indicates feminine nouns and most commonly crops up there after the word 'y/yr', meaning 'the'. It also kicks in after prepositions, and to indicate a whole host of other things. If you go on a deep dive into Welsh grammar there's a good, like, seventeen ways this can end up kicking in, actually, but that's not something you need to stress about until you study at A Level or above.

As I say. Don't get too hung up on this one; it comes with practice. The useful thing is just knowing which letters might change to which, so if you encounter a word that surprises you you can sort of 'convert backwards' to find what it used to be.

*So this is a fun one - Welsh has the letter 'ch' already, right? Pronounced the German way, back of the throat. However, loanwords being what they are, there are now some English words spelled with an English 'ch' that have drifted into Welsh. A big example of this is 'chips'.

But, Welsh is extremely strict about its spelling - loanwords are a-ok, but they need to be transliterated. But how do you transliterate 'chips'? How to denote that sound?

So, we are starting to use 'tsh'. This is very new and not yet recognised as a letter.

BUT, in North Wales the verbal language is evolving fast, and they now have mutations for it. Tships, dy jips, fyn nhips. This is extremely fascinating to linguists and everyone is very excited.

However, I have only included it all here for completion's sake - in practice, you won't see this on any Welsh course yet.

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mutations. argh (ok but that 'tsh' stuff is so interesting!)

It's actually not the mutations that get me so much as that Duolingo refuses to tell you which nouns are which gender and how they change (pedwar -> pedair), plus they got rid of all the lesson notes. Because god forbid I actually learn why anything. Do you (or anyone!) know of a good source for Welsh nouns and their genders?

Diolch yn fawr!

Welsh dictionaries always list gender, so whichever dictionary of your choice you use should be able to help! If it's masculine it'll say (gw) or (g) after it, if it's feminine it'll be (bn) or (b). Or some other similar abbreviation for gwrywaidd and benywaidd.

Or, Google Translate has a pretty good hit rate if you type in "the (noun)", or "little (noun)". The word for chair is cadair, but "the chair" will give you "y gadair" and "little chair" will give you "cadair fach" (instead of 'bach'), at which point, you know it's feminine because it has a soft mutation. That's also how fluent speakers double check word gender, too. We just Vibes it based on whether it feels like it should mutate. You ask a fluent speaker and you'll be treated to the quick muttering of "Cadair... Y cadair, y gadair... gadair fach... Feminine, it's feminine."

I dweud y gwir mae rhan fwyaf o bobl sy’n siarad cymraeg yn rhygl yn gwnweud camgymeriadau wrth treiglo ta beth. Fel fi. Pan dwi’n siarad/ysgrifennu dwi wastad yn treiglo’n anghywir. Mae fy nhad wastad yn fy nghywiro i (mae o wedi dysgu cymraeg fel oedolyn pan es i i ysgol gyfyn gymraeg fel plentyn. Dysgodd e i helpu fi a’m mrawd gyda’n gwaith cartref!)

Anonymous asked:

Had a random thought seeing that beautiful NZ art but would there be any changes in the mentor-protege relationship with Japan and China if it was Nyo Japan? Or maybe the reverse?

hey, anon, interesting question! but i have to admit the nature of sino-japanese history is such that this is one dynamic where i am most comfortable exploring it if they are both men—or, both women. the reason being that while there were periods where china and japan co-existed somewhat peacefully, that mentor-protégé relationship nonetheless also exists against a backdrop of asymmetrical power dynamics between both nations. during some eras, it was china as the unquestionably more powerful empire—and as we all know, after the meiji era—it was japan. as a sea/east asian woman, that most recent history has a lot of weight concerning gendered violence too. so while i wouldn't say that it's something that absolutely can't be done, it's a relationship that i personally find works best if it's explored with yao and kiku both being men—or women.

further, in the confucianist sphere of influence—there are gendered implications. it's been restrictive towards women in east asian societies due to how it's been interpreted to hold up a strict separation of gender roles as ideal, with women being restricted from many spheres of public life or ideals of "widowed chastity" (that widowed women should not remarry). now, this does not mean that chinese (or japanese) women had zero opportunities to break that mould—sino-japanese history is long, and attitudes waxed and waned. the tang dynasty is one era noted for more liberal attitudes and women in public life (including wu zetian rising to power as the only female emperor in chinese history). and of course, the ballad of hua mulan exists—even if mulan is a legend, it shows how female chinese warriors aren't unthinkable; there's the real life ming dynasty general qin liangyu. japan too, while being influenced by china and marked by public life being dominated by men, also has its own distinct history and culture of japanese women who wielded political power, whether from the shaman-queen himiko or kasuga no tsubone, who was a very important power broker during the tokugawa shogunate. women in samurai families also had certain expectations and did fight in battle. nonetheless, compared to other cultures that were more egalitarian, gender has real implications on the power dynamics in the sino-japanese context, which would have to be layered atop framing the irl power dynamic of chinese or japanese imperialism.

Profanities and insults in Finnish

Kiroilla - to swear Kirosana - swearword Loukata - to insult; to hurt Loukkaus - insult Nimitellä - to call names Haukkua - to call names; to bark Haukkumasana - a word used to call someone names Vittu - cunt (used like “fuck” in English) Vitun… - fucking… Vitusti - fucking much  Voi vittu! - Oh fuck! Vitut! - Bullshit! Haista vittu! - Fuck you! Mitä vittua? - What the fuck? Vittumainen - (fucking) unpleasant, annoying, difficult, obnoxious, repulsive… Vittuilla - to annoy; to fuck around; to fuck with Vittu tätä paskaa - fuck this shit Hevonvittu - horse’s cunt Saatana - Satan Saatanan… - Satan’s… Saatanasti - an intensifier (”Satan’s much”Paska - shit, crap Paskiainen - bastard, asshole Paskamainen - shitty, unfair, depressing, unpleasant Paskapää - shithead Haista paska! - Fuck you! Paskat! - Bullshit! Paskanmarjat! - Bullshit! (”shit’s berries”) Hevonpaska - bullshit (”horseshit”) Kusi - piss Kusinen - stained with piss; shitty Kusipää - pisshead Perkele - devil Perkeleen… - devil’s… Perkeleesti - an intensifier (”devil’s much”) Helvetti - hell Helvetin… - hell’s  Helvetisti - an intensifier (”hell’s much”) Mitä helvettiä? - What the hell? Hitto - damn Hiton - damn (e.g. hiton pelkuri = damn coward) Hitosti - an intensifier (damn much) Jumalauta - god dammit Perse - arse Perseennuolija - asslicker  Olla perseestä - to be from the ass; to suck Kyrpä - cock, dick Kyrpänaama - dickhead Olla kyrpä otsassa - to be pissed off (”to have dick on one’s forehead”) Olla kyrpiintynyt - to be pissed off  Mulkku (mulkvisti, mulkero) - dick, prick  Huora - whore Lutka - slut Narttu - bitch Ämmä - hag, bitch Runkkari - wanker  Nussija - fucker  Tyhmä - stupid Typerys - fool Idiootti - idiot Ääliö - cretin, moron Pöljä - dumb(ass) Hullu - crazy, mad Läski - fat  Luuseri - loser

Profanities and insults in Finnish

Kiroilla - to swear Kirosana - swearword Loukata - to insult; to hurt Loukkaus - insult Nimitellä - to call names Haukkua - to call names; to bark Haukkumasana - a word used to call someone names Vittu - cunt (used like “fuck” in English) Vitun… - fucking… Vitusti - fucking much  Voi vittu! - Oh fuck! Vitut! - Bullshit! Haista vittu! - Fuck you! Mitä vittua? - What the fuck? Vittumainen - (fucking) unpleasant, annoying, difficult, obnoxious, repulsive… Vittuilla - to annoy; to fuck around; to fuck with Vittu tätä paskaa - fuck this shit Hevonvittu - horse’s cunt Saatana - Satan Saatanan… - Satan’s… Saatanasti - an intensifier (”Satan’s much”Paska - shit, crap Paskiainen - bastard, asshole Paskamainen - shitty, unfair, depressing, unpleasant Paskapää - shithead Haista paska! - Fuck you! Paskat! - Bullshit! Paskanmarjat! - Bullshit! (”shit’s berries”) Hevonpaska - bullshit (”horseshit”) Kusi - piss Kusinen - stained with piss; shitty Kusipää - pisshead Perkele - devil Perkeleen… - devil’s… Perkeleesti - an intensifier (”devil’s much”) Helvetti - hell Helvetin… - hell’s  Helvetisti - an intensifier (”hell’s much”) Mitä helvettiä? - What the hell? Hitto - damn Hiton - damn (e.g. hiton pelkuri = damn coward) Hitosti - an intensifier (damn much) Jumalauta - god dammit Perse - arse Perseennuolija - asslicker  Olla perseestä - to be from the ass; to suck Kyrpä - cock, dick Kyrpänaama - dickhead Olla kyrpä otsassa - to be pissed off (”to have dick on one’s forehead”) Olla kyrpiintynyt - to be pissed off  Mulkku (mulkvisti, mulkero) - dick, prick  Huora - whore Lutka - slut Narttu - bitch Ämmä - hag, bitch Runkkari - wanker  Nussija - fucker  Tyhmä - stupid Typerys - fool Idiootti - idiot Ääliö - cretin, moron Pöljä - dumb(ass) Hullu - crazy, mad Läski - fat  Luuseri - loser

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Fun little math trick I find really helpful: the ratio of a mile to a kilometer is within 1% of the Golden Ratio. That means that if you have a good memory for Fibonacci numbers (1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89) you can convert pretty accurately by taking consecutive Fibonacci numbers.

For example, 89 kilometers is really close to 55 miles (55.3). Or, say you need to convert 26 miles to kilometers: 26 can be written as 21 plus 5, so taking the next Fibonacci number up gives 34 and 8, meaning it should be around 42 kilometers. Sure enough, it's 41.8 km!

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i need several moments, math like this scares me

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Not gonna lie, as much as I want to be helpful and comprehensible, I am very proud of provoking that reaction image.

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I can actually answer this!

Pi: whenever you have a math problem where you're adding the square of one thing to the square of another thing, which is really common across a ton of disciplines, you can model that geometrically as a circle, and therefore you naturally get pi a lot of the time.

Golden ratio: thanks to something called Continued Fractions, the golden ratio is the HARDEST number to approximate by fractions. Every other number has a better relationship between [size of denominator] and [accuracy of approximation] than the golden ratio does. This sounds bad, but it's GREAT if you're, for example, a plant trying to decide how to space your leaves. If you put a leaf directly over another leaf, that's bad because you are shading the bottom leaf. If you space them out by the golden ratio, you get the minimum overlap.

Given that I used powers of two to remember passwords in college … this may actually be practical in addition to being A Delight.

❤️ weird math stuff.

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Anonymous asked:

Wait wait you can't just drop that off and not elaborate. What do you mean is there a mafia presence in Wales?? Please spill, what things did you notice??

Okay so bearing in mind that I have ADHD and Chronic Terrible Observational Skills:

  • I am in Cardiff
  • For a concert I am attending solo
  • Doors open at 5
  • 4:15 ish I go 'hmm I should eat something'
  • Cardiff is - unsurprisingly, being tiny and yet home to FOUR concert venues - Very Busy
  • Find McDonald's
  • McDonald's is very full. I recall my last concert related McDick's experience, and promptly bounce
  • Directly across the street
  • Is an Italian restaurant
  • It looks closed but fuckit maybe I can beg for like. Bread or some shit
  • Go over
  • Am immediately pounced upon by the hitherto unnoticed chain-smoking woman hanging out by the door mostly hidden by a potted ficus(?)
  • "I was wondering if you were open and if-" "yes yes we are open what would you like?" (strongish Italian accent)
  • Inside restaurant is Deserted
  • Explain that I'm sort of in a rush, am assured it's fine
  • Order chicken milanese which is generally a pasta dish with a breaded chicken component
  • Am led to seat nearish the front and promptly provided with a pint of coke in a glass tankard
  • Am then provided with a front row seat to an absolutely incomprehensible series of people entering and exiting (and in one case walking directly into) the door to what I can only presume is the kitchen
  • Starting with the guy who had been sitting at a table chain-smoking over a pile of papers
  • I counted at least three people exiting at least twice without actually entering in between
  • Am finally brought food
  • It is a breaded, butterflied chicken breast approximately the size of my face and a small pile of pasta approximately the size of my fist
  • It is all delicious
  • Chain-smoking papers man reappears, now wearing a chef's apron labcoat thing
  • Go up to pay, chain-smoking ficus lady is now having a very loud argument in a language I did not recognise but was not Italian Welsh English French russian Gaelic or Spanish
  • She sees me, says, and I quote 'ah little girl lost, one moment' and promptly hangs up
  • I am 27 and only nominally female
  • I am not remotely lost
  • She charges me for the pint of coke but not the food
  • I try to point out that she hasn't charged me for the food
  • 'do you want to pay for the food?'
  • '.... Not if I don't have to?'
  • 'good'
  • I leave. The door is now full of half a dozen very tall very Italian men and one absolutely adorable cocker spaniel
  • I ask if I can pet the dog (I have my priorities straight okay)
  • I am allowed to pet the dog. The dog and I are now best friends
  • The dog lead holder asks me in extremely accented but impeccably correct English if I had enjoyed the food
  • 'yeah it was great!'
  • Everyone laughs a bit
  • I smile and pet the dog and realise I'm now late for the concert and hurry off
  • I see a post on Tumblr about mob fronts and several connections are made in my brain all at once
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this was so wild

Someone explain

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

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the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

This is the worst website ever and I love it.

I’d rather see Tumblr die than see it stop being like this.

ODAC Masterlist (Updated 7/26/23)

As promised, I have started the masterlist of Hetalia Creators of Color and Jewish Hetalia creators. I want to thank @peonycats​ and @lingkaranitubumi for the good list of creators that they provided on a reblog for another post which I used to make up a good portion of this list.

If you know a creator that was not added in here that you want to see, please feel free to send an ask or message me and I will add them. All I need is their @ and what they create.

Thank you to all the wonderful Creators of Color and Jewish fans who make this fandom what it is!

Click HERE for the list

If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

like to charge reblog to cast tbh