Learning LaTex has been a way more pleasant experience than I thought it would be this stuff is way simpler than it looks and the results fuck hard

If you want to do something that fucks even harder, take a look at tikz (if you haven't already).

Plus, the manual (linked below) is really well written.

Tbh the only thing that has ever fucked harder than tikz is xml

http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-xml-xsl-1999/

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/627983/white-paper-analyse-xml-data-with-tidy-looking-for-php-and-java/

http://json.org/

Hi Frank!!!

I strongly disagree.

Things you must learn before learning about XML and JSON:

Frank, I love you (platonically)

died and came back trans call that an autopsurgery

oc creators will see each other with blorbos at the meatgrinder and go GET THEM AWAY FROM THERE and promptly step up to the meatgrinder with their own blorbo

i do love fucked up eye imagery. too many eyes where they shouldn’t be. no eyes. Things that are not eyes in place of eyes. it is like stained glass. to Me

thanks for following me but you’re gonna regret it later

Stacy’s Mom Turned Me Into A Frog

Did this candy pixel study of one of my favorite halloween treats! Grandma Candy

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do

inspioured by your image

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

*steps on a pressure plate and the ceiling starts lowering*

a double dandy lion commission for ellie, based off of these ones from a while back - this might end up a tattoo !!! who knows !!!

duce! duce! duce! duce! duce! duce!

i do enjoy in survival-esque escape-type movies when someone gets hurt and someone else is like “i can help, don’t worry i’m a doctor.” like. they’re probably not lying, but they totally could be

just once i want the villain in the movie to be revealed as the person in the group who said they were a doctor and everyone had just taken them at their word because why the fuck would you lie about that

i can’t believe all the bad luck and injuries that have befallen our little group. good thing we have Dr. Hedical Halpractice with us

now THIS is a concept!

Also, cannot stress enough that Dr. Hedical Halpractice does NOT have some sort of doctorate in an unaffiliated field like a fun switcheroo, he just LOVES lying and is a HUGE asshole

okay!

I think the Hannibal tv show is the closest to this being a thing. He’s so helpful.

good news guys. i found a falcon nest cam where two wood pigeons come by several times a day trying to build a new nest on top of the falcon nest. the falcon nest with falcon eggs currently inside of it and two parent falcons guarding it

“Larry, you can’t call squatters rights on an already occupied house. GTFO of here, man! And make sure you tell Belinda!”

A real thing that happened to me as a teenager.

I had what turned out to be a dangerous walking pneumonia, for a week, but the manager at Burger King wouldn’t let me off.  My breathing was very loud and ragged.  I was coughing on and breathing on the food.

I wasn’t allowed to leave.  I was told if i called out, I was fired.

So Im shuffling around wheezing loudly swaying with my high fever as I work drive thru by myself, and a paramedic walked in to order dinner.

He goes ballistic, My friends.  He demands to see the Manager.  he chews him out at the top of his lungs so the whole restaurant can here.  Guys working the back came up to watch.  Customers staring and thinking hard about the infectious food they were eating.  Dude losing his shit about how infectious I was and all the people management had been endangering for days judging from my breathing and I needed to be home on antibiotics RIGHT NOW and the health Department was going to hear about this.

I went home.  i got the week off.  Didn’t even need a doctor’s note.

Getting friends management doesn’t know to do this WOULD WORK.

Same manager not letting me take my influenza home a year later  despite repeated vomiting?  Threw up in front of customers.  Customers demanded money back and started threatening the manager with lawsuits.

I got to go home and got time off until I stopped vomitting.

GO AHEAD and THROW UP in front of Customers.  THEY will Complain.

Don’t be shy.  

They are supposed to let you stay home when you are sick.  Stop protecting management. (Hiding how sick you are protects management).  They are abusing you.  Let them reap what they sow.

This girl’s savage nature is beyond wild.