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[slides back into action] back at it again with that sweet poly love, I’m sorry Danny, I’m so sorry but not really, I mean can you blame them? Look at that silver haired man, content as a frog in a pond, don’t yah heart just melt!

 needed to draw myself a lil something-something before I swing myself back into commission work, saw this post, screamed and spent the week workin’ on this bit by bit (you can tell by the quality changing page by page can’t yah?) whilst I took care of everything else in my life that I’d sorta let slide by the wayside @v@ I get real hyper focused on commission work, gotta be careful!

absolutely brilliant

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There is just something about the way this is delivered

superb I can imagine teachers 2000 years hence teaching this speech like teachers now assign Cicero and Shakespeare

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It’s fabulous. :)

This is vituperation raised to an art form.

And all true, too.

i think i’m in love.

Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

Also consider:

Separation anxiety

Unconditional love and loyalty

Being able to sleep in almost any situation or position

Irresistible urge to chase squirrels and rabbits

Hating the vacuum cleaner

Wanting to do everything with friends

Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door

Long, shouted conversations to other werewolves across the neighborhood (bonus points at 2am)

Taking advantage of any and all free food

Werewolf-vampire solidarity

Fighting any animal that trespasses into the backyard

Boundless energy

Too much energy

Eating out of the trash if it smells tasty

Being bad at sports because you don’t want to let anyone else take the ball from you. Then destroying the ball in front of everyone because you want to make a point

Trying to fight things 10x your size like a fucking idiot

Being unable to hold a grudge for more than a few hours

Trying to make people feel bad for you over mundane things that aren’t actually that bad. And somehow succeeding.

Snoring

Needing to try a bit of your friends’ food, even if you’ve tried it 5645674 times before and have never once liked it

Getting way too friendly with random strangers

Being in a love-hate relationship with water

Digging. For no reason.

Thinking you’re a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism

Loud sobbing while pressing yourself up against the sliding glass door at your friends who locked you out because they were tired of your bullshit and wanted some goddamn peace and quiet

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Okay this one is a gem:

“ Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door “

So most of these are very dog oriented, which makes sense to me, since dogs are just wolves that have co-evolved with us for thousands and thousands of years BUT I wanted to add a few that are wild wolf based:

  • Multigenerational households!
  • Kids get really excited when someone comes home with groceries
  • “I can HELP put away the food!” “Oh, and have you whisk away the ice cream like last week? I’m fine, dear.”
  • Love to travel and follow food trends
  • Mostly very social and must have roommates/family/significant other/kids/friends around
  • However, not uncommon to travel alone for periods of time, especially after leaving home
  • Big friendly communal meals with lots of ritual around who gets served in what order
  • “Let grandma take her pick of the turkey first. It’s respectful, and she won’t take kindly to you cutting the line.”
  • Full pantries, stocking up on basics, the kind of people who always have extra oatmeal, or batteries, or a jump cable
  • Can hold conversations using body language and eye contact without saying a word
  • Cuddlers, especially with the social group
  • Yelling to get everyone to gather, and phone chains for anyone who lives further away
  • Lots of singing, the pack has a bunch of favorite songs that everyone knows by heart, and some may be song writers
  • “Can you smell this? Does this smell weird? Does this smell good?”
  • Lots of candles and incense with unusual scents
  • Passing houses and farms and land down through generations
  • Love home renovation
  • Communal child care and sometimes communal nursing
  • Kids are all really into wrestling and being outside
  • When someone is ready to leave the household, the younger they leave the further they tend to travel. Someone who leaves at 18 might go to another country, but someone who leaves at 26 might just move a town away.
  • Whether someone moves far or close to home, it’s not unusual to move back in at home a few times before settling down
  • “You know the futon is always open for you. Your cousins are in your old bedroom, but you’re always welcome!”
  • Kinda grumpy about neighbors pushing property boundaries
  • “Why do they have to let the damn mulberry tree hang over OUR driveway?”
  • Good endurance runners
  • Late walks at night, naps in the middle of the day
  • Really playful, especially with kids
  • Lots of rough housing and board game nights!

I’ve been looking for the one with the wolf-aspects added for a while and I found it again! Reblogging for A+ extra wolfy content!

I love love love everything about this

FINALLY GOOD WEREWOLF CONTENT

@jellymadebutler This is 1000% the Wolf Pack

Omg 1000%!!! I love all of these!

Prompt 350

“Darling, I knew you were lying. I’m the most powerful person in the city.“ The villain said matter-of-factly. “No one dates me without trying for a taste of it.”

“Why- why would you….” Their lover stumbled over their words before adding quietly, “Why didn’t you break up with me?

The villain gave a sad smile and glanced down. “I hoped that your love for me trumped your lust for power.”

“Lust for power? I don’t- I don’t want to be powerful. That’s your job- thing. Your thing.” He shifted nervously, foot to foot. “It looks good on you. I wouldn’t suit it.”

“A lust for my power, then. Much the same, if only not requiring my disposal.”

“Disposal?! No, I- that’s not what I-”

“Wouldn’t suit your plans?” The villain’s gaze drifted down, swept back up again. Searching.  No. Dissecting. “So I am alive for a reason. Nice to know.”

Their lover spluttered. “I don’t kill people-”

“I do.” Their gaze sharpened, their words a whetstone. “Ah. So that’s it. You wanted a killer on a leash. A pet rottweiler.”

“I hardly thought you’d let me leash you. You much prefer to be on the other end.”

“So you hoped I would leash you. A favoured lapdog.” They stepped forward, cape swirling around their ankles. “Defended, protected. Which means you must have other enemies?”

Thes day every time I log on Tumblr I get scared I'm going to find out The Queen died from a meme.

Death Day

Danny stared unblinking at his hands. His fingers weren’t trembling, though they probably should have been. He couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t make a sound. All he could do was stare down at the skin before him

“Your hand’s glowing,” Dash whispered from behind him. “What is that? Is there a ghost nearby? Are you sick or something?”

There wasn’t a ghost nearby, and Danny knew this with absolute certainty. Because this wasn’t the work of some ghost, he hadn’t come down with some ghost virus, and his powers weren’t acting up either. 

There was only one explanation for this. One that Danny had blocked out, he’d forgotten about. Maybe intentionally, if he were being honest.

But of course there was no escaping it. No avoiding it. It was going to happen whether or not he was paying attention.

And now he was paying the price for his negligence. 

bc of my crack fic people have been sending me every manner of Grinch x Tony the Tiger headcanon……who wants to hear the one that finally snapped me like a tennis player’s tendon

ok so if the grinch and tony had a kid, it would probably be

  • have weird fur and an unsettling appearance (like the grinch)
  • be orange and into sports (tony)

so that child would be Gritty

I’ve never derived an iota of joy from this website and I truly don’t know why i’m still here

I am ashamed to say that I put a lot of effort into this….

holy. fucking. STARS.

Whoops my hand slipped….

how have you done this…..why have you done it…..

I can’t stop

Look at the kids run! 

Happy Grinch Day, Chapter 4 of the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER FIX-IT FIC is up!

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I couldn’t breathe when I saw these…

Parent Trap but Gritty and the Lorax try to reunite Tony & the Grinch

Everytime I see this thread show up on my dash it’s in more depth and more developed. I didn’t think we could reach these levels of insanity but here we are.

buddy have you SEEN my tags:

#also the Lorax has ‘the’ in front of their name just like The Grinch so it’s a family thing  #WAIT WAIT WAIT  #this implies that after the breakup the Grinch raised the Lorax while Tony raised Gritty. Tony the Cereal Sports Mascot raised Gritty the Hockey Mascot. this makes Complete Sense  #Grinch likes solitude and nature and hates waste and commercialism–traits passed onto the Lorax  #Tony is obnoxiously extroverted and loves sports and is a Famous Pop Cultural Mascot. Gritty followed in his father’s footsteps…

it is painfully hysterical to me that people are encountering this fic completely at random without knowing the Relevant Tumblr Backstory behind it

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Omg but imagine the OPness of the Powerpuff Girls meeting the OPness of Danny Phantom. Dear lord they would be best friends

okay I-- I know what I just said about crossovers but, imagine the PPG and Danny being the only heroes they’ll each work with because they’re the only “real” heroes in each other’s scopes. Danny is the girls’ spooky Casper-esque friend

But I’m not sure the Fentons and the Professor could meet, because

Just wait till he finds out he got his powers in a lab accident.

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I was just thinking about Dannys hatred for Christmas and how funny / odd itd be if Amity's citizens start noticing how snappy and overly emotional and aggressive Danny gets in December and start to collectively think it's because he died in December and is still having a hard time processing it.

Been thinking more about this.

*If the theory that "ghosts exhibit powers based on how they died." Is popular in amity. Then Dannys Ice powers may also Aid the rumor that He died during the winter.

* Danny's hazmat suit could be mistaken for a ski suit.

I mean....

It would be a more logical leap for what he's wearing than a hazmat suit.

I feel like most people wouldn't even know what a hazmat suit looks like anyway.

* most people headcannon that Amity Park is in Illinois.

That state has like 5 ski resorts

I bet you Casper High even has a ski/ snowboarding team.

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I'm just saying I could completely see people running with the idea 😅💖

You know there is that myth that avalanches can happen when you yell?

It's not true. A human can't yell that loud. It's not possible. But it is certainly entrenched in people's minds, right?

If you were buried in an avalanche, you would obviously try to get out. But if you couldn't yelling for help seems a logical step.

Too bad snow is pretty good an insulating sound.

Too bad you can't yell loud enough to clear away all that snow.

Let's add one more thing!

Maybe people also start to theorize that the reason why Phantom is always so quick to intervene and finish the fight to save the civilians is that the avalanche rescue never made it in time.

There is a thing called 15 golden minutes, where the buried person can still be saved, so maybe someone out of curiosity tries to time Phantom's fights and they are all less than a quarter of hour...

Fueling the Skii Incident Theory!

What do you think?

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I LOVE THIS 👀👀💖

Do they know about the Christmas truce? Because if they didn’t I could see some thinking that the ghosts leave phantom and amity alone because it’s when he died. Like the ghosts don’t mess with him at that time and they already think that is when he died so it has to be connected in their minds. Also I wonder if they use his appearance in this theory. He died in snow and now he has SNOW white hair. And his eyes are bright green and glow so that he’d be easier to spot in snow? Sorry that it’s rushed.

Oh no I LOVE THIS 💖💖

@nonbinary-disaster to add to your green eyes theory.

Green Is the color marker used to say a path is easy/ safe.

So Phantom is saying he is safe and dangerous given his color scheme 😅💖

Adding @beaniebaneenie comments cause they rock 👀💖

Dude the EYE thing. 👀👀💖💖

a different thing i thought about the eyes was the Aurora Borealis

and how some people may think that, maybe, whilst he Phantom died, the only thing he could do was yell... and look up at the sky as the night arrived...

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Queen hobbles out on her walking stick in February, stops in a daze, topples forward and almost falls flat on her face, but at the last second does a forward somersault, jumps back up, and then cheerfully gives a bunch of children a tour of Buckingham Palace, during which she kills them off one by one, in order to choose which one will be the next queen.

so if Danny aged but Phantom didn't would that make him like the opposite version of Shazam

It's funny you should mention this because I've had a thought where adult Danny ends up adopting Billy and they become a duo with that^ exact premise.

Bonus, bonus points if they both work for the Justice League. They're all under the impression that Shazam is a grown-ass immortal wizard man and Phantom is an eternally 14 dead teenager. If any word of an adoption happening between the two of them got out, the league would assume Billy is the one adopting Danny. It totally makes sense that the "Adult" with hella magic experience in this situation would decide to take care of the unfortunate (hella overpowered) teen who will never grow up.

I have this idea in my head of Powerhouse Phantom joining the Justice League or simply happening upon Billy doing his SHAZAM war cry and they do the spiderman meme pose pointing at each other like "!!!!Same disguise, different font!!!" It would be superbly funny to see little Phantom acting all mother hen/mentor-like to, seemingly, fully grown Shazam on missions or in meetings, and Shazam just accepting it.

Outside of hero work the two of them would totally look like siblings or father and son depending on your age headcanons for them. (Because the black-haired-blue-eyed-protagonist curse is real and pervasive across all media types)

this is exceptionally fucking hilarious

Adult!Jazz: what did you get back from your trip to DC? Anything fun?

Adult!Danny: I got a son :)

Adult!Jazz: you got- .............. A What!?

I HAVE AN IDEA

If Danny dies via vivesection, or by the Red Huntress or his parents, his ghost does a 180 in behavior. Phantom's own obsessions, betraying him? Killing his other half? Devastating. He goes half-feral, and things like making sure people aren't hurt in collateral? Making sure the ghosts he hunts don't die?

Out. Of. The. Window. All of it. His morals have been chucked, and he's stuck in a swirling storm of anger, agony, 'why did they do this?' 'wasn't I their child? their friend?'; his death wound, his final one, weeps ectoplasm consistently, constantly while he's freshly reformed; his first death wound is green-green-green, so lively, so vibrant, on constant display.

The first enemy that comes back to Amity after he dies nearly gets obliterated. He isn't holding back anymore, but he isn't a halfa either- not completely and his rival-enemy doesn't expect to see a wraith of the former protector. They neatly escape into the portal, still open; they aren't followed. The wraith doesn't even follow them into the house.

He doesn't hurt people, though, in all his crazed pain. He still protects him, but he's just to the left of human-adjacent. He doesn't interact with anyone, and only shows up when some unsuspecting (or, perhaps, expectant) ghost comes around on his territory.

The rest of his rivals and enemies get the memo very quickly, but they don't leave him to his own; they engage him. Their fights before look staged in comparison, but they do their best not to hurt him too much. Ghosts may not need companionship, but a newly formed one? They won't leave him a permanent shadow of himself.

It's slow work. It's so slow, that sometimes the others feel as though they'll be stuck with a wraith, that some will contemplate making him ; but there is progress. The Lunch Lady notices that her wounds are not as deep as they could've been. The Box Ghost realizes half way through their fight that Phantom is hesitating.

The morning started like any other: wake up, get dressed, make sure Danny got up for school. It all fell apart when Jack’s hand went through his son’s apparently not-so-solid body.

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I participated in this years Invisobang event partnered with the lovely ZombieRed! I joined hoping to get to know some of the other phans in the phandom, and I came out with some great friends~<3 Thank you to the lovely mods @invisobang for organizing this event! Its been a blast!! :D

Also I made like a shitton of art for this so uh prepare your dashboards lmaooo

Doppelganger

The age difference between Danny and Danielle in canon always confused me. Making them Chaos Twins is obviously superior. (/lh)

Bonus: Dash: “Why are your eyebrows-” Dani: “Juvie.

(For my non native english speakers: Juvie/Juvy = Juvenile hall, Juvenile detention center, literal baby jail.)

We the Phandom like to elaborate on Tucker’s Pharaoh connection and maybe give him powers related to it.

Let’s throw that at a Corpse AU, because I love Corpse AUs and I was an Egyptology kid. Imagine for me if you will, all the usual Corpse AU stuff happens, and Danny has to admit his secret identity to a small group of detectives to get them to believe that yes, it was an accident and no, I don’t want to press charges now will you please put my carcass back in the ground this is making me very agoraphobic. And the detectives, naturally, want Danny to come out of the casket to his parents because Holy Fuck Dude, and Danny naturally does not want that. They reach a compromise: Danny doesn’t have to admit his secret identity to anybody else, but he does have to let the city give him a proper spot in the cemetery with a headstone instead of going out and making another unmarked grave for somebody else to find and freak out about.

Danny is wary of having a marked grave because he’s afraid his rabid fans or rabid enemies might dig it up. Enter Tucker! The ancient Egyptians were all about funerary rites, and Tucker convinces Danny to let him put some good old fashioned curses on the new grave. Egypt was sometimes a theocracy, it’s very possible that “appeasing powerful ghosts through grave magic” was Tucker’s ancestor’s/previous life’s whole job description.

Tucker starts getting occasional visits from cobras. Cobras do not naturally live in Amity Park, and they definitely don’t talk, but they show up in Amity Park and occasionally talk to Tucker. Why cobras? Because they’re associated with Meretseger, the guardian goddess of the Valley of the Kings and Valley of the Queens in Thebes. The tomb builders prayed to her for protection from the snakes and scorpions that lived in the Valleys, and she was invoked to blind grave robbers with her venom.

Imagine you’re a random kid at Casper High, and suddenly a bigass snake comes from nowhere and crawls up that weird techie kid’s shoulders. It puts its mouth near the guy’s ear and he stands up like “excuse me teacher, the Guys in White are trying to dig up Phantom’s grave, can I please go chase them off?”

Imagine you’re Wes Weston and you know that Fenton is Phantom, and you see a snake whisper something in Tucker Foley’s ear. He turns to Fenton and says, just loud enough for you to also hear it because Fenton and his friends are all dicks, “hey, somebody just put a blunt on your grave, do you want it?”

Imagine you’re Jack and Maddie Fenton and you really want a look at Phantom’s body to see if there’s any clues to why he got so strong so fast. Before you’re even a foot into this grave, your son’s best friend shows up with an enormous snake wrapped around his shoulders and they’re both glaring at you. All of the usual wildlife of the night has gone completely, creepily silent (Meretseger means “she who loves silence”) and the cobra is absolutely making eye contact with you.