i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them
"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.
its becomming a trowel
fucking love saying "tough crowd" or "is this thing on" after telling a joke and not getting a response. or "i still need to workshop that one". you fools. even when you completely ignore my jokes you're only helping me set up more jokes. it's open mic night at the hotel california
love notes ♡. x
When he said “omg gingers are so hot”
But Klimt made paintings worshipping women who look just like you
Today I found out that Mountain Goats aren’t goats and it completely blew my mind.
By which I mean I learned mountain goats, the actual animal, aren’t true goats but a different, closely related creature. I’ve known that the band The Mountain Goats wasn’t formed by goats for over six months.
I’m not an exciting partner. I am in the beginning, when you’re getting to know all of my quirkiness. But after the novelty wears off and you realize I’m a person just like anyone else you lose interest.
I don’t think up big creative adventures. I don’t know the movies you’re quoting, I’ve never heard that band, never traveled there.
I’m kind of emotionally stable. I’ve done a lot of work to get here. It didn’t leave a lot of time for anything else. You’re getting the finished product. It’s not all that fun and cool.
I’ll always be replacing your One-Who-Got-Away. I’m never my own person to you.
Why do I even bother.
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogging for cultural enrichment
bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic
I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.
marvel fans: hey before you watch the worst movie of your life make sure you also watch these other 8 awful marvel movies to fully understand it
DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION
robert pattinson, on his consistent lies // david lynch // will wood, on his fake daughter // kurt vonnegut // tumblr user intactics
could you, hypothetically, curse someone by making a fire enough diss track? can you channel negative energies through bars?
Oh absolutely. For one, I think all art is in some way magical. For two, the best somatic elements rhyme. Double, Double Toil and Trouble Babeyyy.
Has no one heard “Fuck Kevin Durant” by Lil B?
Now THIS is advertising
The picture in the background of the second one
Tama is boss
THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now I’m crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
I’m crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.
a legacy
okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back
“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.
Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better
You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.
The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.
Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)
you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.
You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)
So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.
And they are announcing the winner of the “up and coming god” award, and of course, Yato thinks it’s him.
But no-
ITS TAMA!
Always reblogging this.
op's redemption arc was nice though
This was a nice progression of character development
Growth!
Hello caretaker. I don’t know if you do these anymore but I would love a fortune if you have the time.
I offer warm peach tea with a little milk, fuzzy pink pajamas, the 4 adult teeth I found in my mothers drawer, and the way your skin feels when you’ve been in the bath too long but not long enough to get out.
AN OLD PLASTIC TOY PEACEFULLY ROTTING IN A BUSH. AN OLD TREE. A SOCK.









