the lonesome boner seems to shoot a load at night
im not reblogging this shit man.
you literally just did dumbass
Putting all these copper ingots in my tight sumerian pussy
you pull them out and they have been forged into a beautiful blade due to the furnace-like properties of a pussy
the copper coochie blade of Enki.....
it is not often that a device of destruction is created so beautiful
harpyhormones
literally every single time my ass hurts for any reason at all all i can think of is “your ass hurt. done”
lezzyharpy
Saw this on a Stargate sg1 FB page and it taught me I need help, as "explosives" is so not where my brain went with this 🤣🤣🤣
That aside, this is very on-brand for Jack and I love it.
I am once again explaining that in order for walkable cities and public transit to work for disabled people, there also need to be more public bathrooms available in and around those areas. Not just places to sit down or rest. Bathrooms. We need accessible, clean bathrooms. With sharps bins. With multiple wheelchair accessible stalls. With an area to set down supplies needed to maintain one’s body. Even if it’s not being used to get rid of bodily waste, bathrooms are one of the few spaces disabled people have to maintain some sort of privacy when they’re in the middle of a flare up or they need to take medication or what have you. Designing a public space? Include bathrooms.
like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point
nothing is illegal in the CYBER WORLD
let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD
everybody look at this fucking frog!!!!!!!
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
A relic…
*touches ground*
I haven’t seen you in years,,,
"Vegan Leather"
Plastic. just say plastic.
How dare you leave this in the notes
Before anyone goes into vegan leather alternatives made from cactus or cork or fruit waste...
I heard of those too. I thought they were really cool! I thought it was a great idea! So I went and looked into how they were made!
They're all made by binding the organic material together with at least 50% plastic.
They're still all plastic.
on one hand more people should remember that the OP can always see their tags. on the other hand there is no tumblr experience quite like opening your notes and seeing someone fully and openly talking about their blood drinking kink at 8am on a tuesday
lovelysuggestion
treat yourself like you would treat your favorite character
As a fanfiction author I think this is a bad idea.
man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt
absolutely fucked
you're just dropping abstract art into my hands like it's nothing. i could sell this to the museum of modern art. or the cleveland museum of art
do NOT sell my kitchen to the CMA i can't make the commute. MoMA is fine though i can go there with my mind
looked like the old meme backgrounds
we should set more tv shows in fake US states the way we make up fake european countries for disney channel originals and hallmark movies
@pvrrhadve oh do continue
funnytwittertweets
Whales are cool as fuck and im sick of them being out in the ocean where I can’t see them
whales: [exist]
sci-fi authors: clearly they belong in their natural habitat...
The jellyfish will fight them
Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real
LITERALLY LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP. IS SHE NOT GOOD WNOUGH FOR YOU
“oh they’re not taking away chronological dashboard, well everything’s okay then” they also said in the post they’re making reblogs collapsed (like comments on twitter) so you won’t see the full conversation in a post. they also won’t get rid of tumblr live despite it being an annoying and cancerous data-miner that isn’t legal in much of the world. they won’t even let you opt out of tumblr live for more than seven days. they implemented a terrible photo viewer that mimics tiktok and makes it so you can’t zoom in on images. they took away the ability to view prev tags. they’re making it so you have to sign in with your email to view almost any thing on tumblr. they’ve already made it so you have to sign in to send asks, even on anon. they’re slowly phasing out custom blog themes.
the things that make tumblr at all usable and favored by us– the older web blog features, the anonymity– that is still being taken away. it HAS been being taken away for some time now. i am urging you people to reveiwbomb the tumblr app. force them to acknowledge that users do not like these changes.
we need a universal grocery classification system like the dewey decimal to aid in shelving, so i don’t have to figure out whether you think maple syrup goes with the sauces, breakfast foods, jams, or condiments
as someone who works in a grocery store, I completely agree.
Last week I spent 20 minutes trying to figure out if canned pumpkin puree went with canned fruit or canned veggies and when I asked someone it turned out to go in baking supplies.
me wandering the aisles of the entire publix looking for marshmallows. they were in the candy aisle
Me searching top to bottom for the knorr brand bullion cubes, especially the area where all the OTHER bullion and broths are. Finally finds them three isles over with the hispanic food. WHY.
I find grocery shopping to be completely overwhelming for this very reason. I tend to do the order and pick up method so I can just search for quart sized zipper bags instead of wandering endlessly.