Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again
book jaime lannister is the funniest boy because from birth he’s constructed a grand narrative in his mind that he is the perfect knight to his sister-wife’s perfect maiden, a relationship that exists solely to fuel their mutual narcissism and help him cope with his chronic identity crisis/trauma, only to see a buff girl naked for the first time and come to the subconscious realization that it’s actually HIM who is the maiden to brienne’s knight and proceeds to spend the rest of their trip using preschool tactics of annoying her to death so that she can notice him and sweep him off his feet (it works)
my dragonborn barbarian keeps a sketchbook of the party’s adventures. unfortunately she is not a very good artist
*waiting for console release* *waiting for console release* *waiting for console release* *waiting for console release* *waiting for console release*
missing my wardens who are insane twisted cycle paths
Top ten sentence enders:
- *red dot appears on forehead*
- *closes eyes forever
- What was that noise
- I didn’t say that.
- I love you
- Peace and love on planet earth
writing fanfiction is wild. i could make these two characters do anything. i could make them get married rn. the possibilities are endless
AH, YES, THE HORRORS™
there was a time in my life where I painstakingly trained myself out of using "likes" and "ums" for public speaking, and then when I started learning about like basic linguistics and shit I realized that fillers are completely normal and useful parts of language and now I use them even in text all the time. I feel like if anyone suggested that I should remove them from my speech at this point I would genuinely just be like "alright well you're not ready to engage with the topic I'm discussing yet."
until you stop needing communication & language to be just one specific way for you to view it as skillful, authoritative, persuasive, educated, etc. then you aren't prepared to engage in deeper conversations about language. if you can't handle "likes" and "y'know?"s then you certainly won't be able to handle the ways in which multilingual speakers can use one language's grammar while speaking in another, you won't be able to handle AAC, you won't be able to handle discussions with people with verbal tics or stutters... like you're not going to be able to engage with a lot of language and therefore your understanding of language is not going to be enough, currently, to really get into studying the ways in which power interacts with language or analyzing creative writing on a granular level of phrasing, word choice, punctuation, spacing
me: wish games had choices that actually mattered
me when games have choices that actually matter:
[ID: Kermit biting his nails apprehensively. End ID]
once i got stuck in a bathroom with a broken lock and i felt the fear that those gayboys from saw felt
loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s
Obsessed with this style of fantasy history and cannot emphasize enough that one of the most memorable candies of 1999 was this abomination of a movie tie-in
hate when streaming services are like.... you can now pay cinema prices to watch new releases at home! not to show my age but if i am watching it on my tv set then it's free??? you think you're an equal to big picturehouse? with no big screen? no big pop corn? you want to charge cinema price to show me a movey in my own house? Honour demands i kill you btw
elderly woman at work today mentioned her wife today while i was ringing her up, HP fully restored +20 strength +20 constitution
maybe i'm just a portrait of all the people i've loved and nothing else tastes so bittersweet. a little dash of my ex-best friend in the way i walk and laugh. my scarf tied in a double knot for that beautiful stranger at the bus stop. a whisper of my mother and the sigh of a lover in the way i braid my hair. pockets full of fire and infinite regret like my dad or his dad or his dad. the tilt of my jaw, the curve of my smile, everything, everything is someone else. when they're all gone, my own reflection will be the biggest ghost i have.




