never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset
There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO
yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character
PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I don't need ascorbic acid. From my cells. I eat fruit all the time dude. I'm better than that OTHER PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I agree with your lifestyle and will fuck you raw to prove it GUY LOOKING FOR THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE 36,530,125 YEARS LATER: ow oof my shitty british teeth
reblog if you fully and intentionally are referring to aspec people as well when you use the word queer to refer to the community
my partner once said, "if you have to explain your sexuality to straight people, you're probably queer"
OKay so i will be in the street and hurting people until this is reversed and i get a personnel apology from Dominic at Store #382-6A
Anonymous asked:
You keep making jokes like “teehee as a family abolitionist I just want children to die in the woods” but like… that actually is what happened to kids before the invention of the family. There actually is no alternative
this is the funniest ask ive ever gotten in my life
casveman in 40,000 BC after letting the fifth baby crawl off into the woods alone: hmm . maybe we should come up with another way to do this i dont think the first four are coming back
the idea of a prehistoric society with a 100% unconditional infant mortality rate is making me lose it
caveman sitting up late every night in his workshop trying to find a way to stop children from being eaten alive by wolves before inventing "The Milf"
if you held a gun to my head, prior to 2016, and asked me who was on the 10 dollar bill i would NOT be able to tell you