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The Mongols

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Wait for it | Matching with @immcfuckinglosingmyshit

never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset

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weaver-z

There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

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horrorgay

So this is a visual representation of “are the new users you’re changing the entire app and website layout/features for in the room with us right now”.

PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I don't need ascorbic acid. From my cells. I eat fruit all the time dude. I'm better than that OTHER PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I agree with your lifestyle and will fuck you raw to prove it GUY LOOKING FOR THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE 36,530,125 YEARS LATER: ow oof my shitty british teeth

reblog if you fully and intentionally are referring to aspec people as well when you use the word queer to refer to the community

my partner once said, "if you have to explain your sexuality to straight people, you're probably queer"

OKay so i will be in the street and hurting people until this is reversed and i get a personnel apology from Dominic at Store #382-6A

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txttletale
Anonymous asked:

You keep making jokes like “teehee as a family abolitionist I just want children to die in the woods” but like… that actually is what happened to kids before the invention of the family. There actually is no alternative

this is the funniest ask ive ever gotten in my life

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txttletale

casveman in 40,000 BC after letting the fifth baby crawl off into the woods alone: hmm . maybe we should come up with another way to do this i dont think the first four are coming back

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txttletale

the idea of a prehistoric society with a 100% unconditional infant mortality rate is making me lose it

caveman sitting up late every night in his workshop trying to find a way to stop children from being eaten alive by wolves before inventing "The Milf"