and tthe only essential oil these days is the one in our cars run on , this says something
the in our cars run on 👍
maia you forgot "one" between the and in
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Bodies, immideately:
Well I'm gonna say at least some of them didn't
mr-fistsalad said:
Read dril tweets like an old-timey radio announcer.
brings the whole family together
if ur wondering how the art degree is going 2 months post grad.
i found a job that pays $1.15 an hour :]
another one ..although im p sure this one was written fully by ai. also they have an ugly website
wjat
This person's dad is the only person in the world who watches sports correctly
their dad would do numbers on tumblr
In order for me to write poetry
That isn't political
I must listen to the birds
And in order to hear the birds
The warplanes must be silent
-Marwan Makhoul
all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?
yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women
why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.
the icon is because of this post
POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension
btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post
op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"
i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across
hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi
Op is saying that liking Taylor for being QUEER or Lgbtqia+ is not a bad thing, but to also know she is not the only one.
He did not call anyone in the original post lesbian bi or pan.
He did call two people NB
you have to be fucking with me there's no way
Just a further little note.
I adore transition timelines from people who started around my age. They boost my hope and confidence so much.
Also love to see the representation of trans BIPOC, which is sorely missing from public perception.
And also. Y'know. Respectful appreciation.
“A debt to the fae must always be paid,” the old man said. His eyes glistened with tears as he looked to the full moon overhead. “And the cost is always severe.”
There were murmurs from the others around the fire. Men and women who gathered to hear the wise man speak knew the reality of what he said intimately.
“I owe all my gold,” one man said.
“Then you must remove the gold from your vaults and strip every filigree from your home,” the wise one said.
“I owe my blood,” one woman said.
“Then your blood must be spilled within a fairy ring,” the wise one said.
“My debt is to be paid in flesh,” another attendee cried.
“Then your flesh you must divest—“
“Bullshit. Propaganda!” a woman called from the tree line. She pointed a finger at each person in turn. “You’re buying into it by even entertaining the idea of paying them back.”
“I have lived many years,” the wise old man said, “and every debt I attempted to evade came back many time worse.”
“Sounds like you weren’t fast enough,” the woman said, stepping out into the light. The sweat on her forehead glimmered in the moonlight like morning dew. She jerked a thumb towards her chest. “Me? I’m fast as fuck. I’ve been outrunning my debts for years.”
The wise one gaped. “That’s not— you can’t—“ he turned to his audience. “She is speaking lies.”
His audience hesitated.
“I would personally like to avoid being divested of my flesh,” one attendee offered hesitantly.
There were murmurs of agreement.
“Then stretch up, bud,” the woman said over the wise one’s protests. “We’re running tonight.”
The wise one stared as his audience fled into the night. “Y-you’ll all die!”
“Not me,” the woman howled from deep within the woods. “I’m fast as fuck, boiiiiiii!”
film theory is fucking stupid. trains arent a metaphor for sex. sex is a metaphor for trains
blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
erm achtually
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the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......
kentucky fried christ
jesus fucking kennedy
john f. chicken
The Son, The President, and the Deep Fried Spirit.
Viola the circus elephant didn't escape, she politely removed herself from an uncomfortable situation. role model to us all
"elephant runs loose through Montana downtown" she went for a WALK
this is a large, dignified lady going on a power walk. she is minding her own dang business. pursuing EXERCISE and FRESH AIR. god forbid plus-sized queens do anything
Item: haunted gin made from possessed apples and also cursed by a witch
one of my students just came up to me and went "happy Monday. the situations never end." on GOD they don't, little buddy. On God they don't.
you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter
i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard
Here’s a shoutout to these ICONIC and badass lesbian pigeons for beating up male pigeons and refusing to conform to heterosexuality.
