‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.
What does this gif have to do with werewolves?
if you have to ask you’re not ready
can you explain? i don’t get it
i wanna get more hickeys but my warrior’s instincts keep causing me to effortlessly dodge every bite and scratch with beastly precision
From what @partycoffin said on his Twitter, this is funny and I love it so much
Bowls of Soup
I’ve seen a number of people say “why don’t they just make up fake military vehicles instead for games” in regards to the War Thunder debacle. Now, the average tumblr user’s autism isn’t about military hardware, so I get why it would be no different to them, so I’ll instead put it in language that makes more sense.
In Stardew Valley or Animal Crossing, if you were planting fake crops, catching fake fish, and using fake tools, it would undoubtably change how the game feels. If instead of corn you bought kernelshucks at the general store, and you tilled the soil with a dirtscratcher instead of a pitchfork, it would be weird, right?
Now, hold your hoofbeasts. I probably wouldn't believe my ganderbulbs for a minute or two, it'd be a real nugbone scratcher, but after a few minutes I think I'd be able to wrap my puzzle sponge around it. It's nothing to blow my pump biscuit over, right?
Nothing actually relevant to the plot, just for funnzies
So mischievous these puppets are
chad as hell of a ship to still be able to claim victims a century after it sank
my work cats can all be plotted neatly along a graph of Elegance to Muppet
I don’t mean to be dramatic, and the elegance is very lovely, but I think I’d literally die for that muppet
Good morning to only the person that tagged this as adhdammit
req'd by @jateshi
me, drunk trying to move through my apartment at 2 in the morning
text: Remember, you've got all the stealth of an active fire alarm
In case you thought the OceanGate missing submersible news couldn't be worse- this has happened before. The submersibles don't even have a beacon. They rely on a gamepad controller and short texts to the mother ship for navigation.
The company knew full well the technology they're using is dogshit and not approved by anyone at all, and they were covering it up to sell more 100,000 dollar trips to rich tourists so they can see the Titanic.
Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997
But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890
Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago
Gilgamesh and Enkidu "loved each other like man and wife" in 2700 BC and ppl STILL act like being gay was invented by Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep in the 25th century BC
Nearly every social species on the planet has a non zero frequency of homosexuality and most likely had for millions of years before primates first evolved and ppl still act like being gay was invented by Gilgamesh and Enkidu in 2700 BC
HAPPY 50TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW!
Premiered at the Royal Court Theatre in London June 19, 1973
wow i can't believe being gay is exactly 50 years old today that's wild happy pride month everybody
pro tip: you can rewatch your favorite media again
but watch out
Maybe the problem is us, maybe it could be us together ❤️
hand in problematic hand
