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Sometimes Witchcrafty shit, sometimes memes, sometimes fish. 19, they/them

the assusination of julius caesar

the assusination of julisus caesusar

Now recreate the famous painting of him getting assassinated

Brutus and 59 others were the imposters

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Oh my gosh the STATUE HAS THE FLOATING HANDS

Why hath tho cursed Caesar’s blessed name?

amogus is simultaneously the best and worst thing to happen to the internet

unfortunately I’m watching supernatural and someone on screen said ‘there are No Wolves in pennsylvania’ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it…google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I’ve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn’t try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren’t wolves in pennsylvania I’m literally spiraling right now

still feeling so gut-punched over this

To be fair, PA also said “we did not reintroduce mountain lions, they are not there, you’re seeing really big house cats, please keep coming to the parks and camp sites and ignore that video, that was totally not a mountain lion, someone took last week”

okay I’m sorry but this came up on pinterest and I Screamed

you are the state of Pennsylvania (allegedly)

i just showed this to a friend from pennsylvania and 1. theyre losing their mind bc theyve seen mountain lions which prompted them to look it up which leads me to 2. this fucking bonkers article

[caption: “We’ve been here 45 years and I’ve probably been told by people at least 100 t imes that they’ve seen a cougar or mountain lion,” said owner Vince Hall. “I kind of doubt they saw a cougar, but I’m not God.”]

PA: I can’t believe we’ve lost all our native apex predators Citizens of PA: there’s a mountain lion right there PA: sometimes we can still hear the sound of them scaring away tourists

…PA has fucking EMUS and you want me to believe we have no wolves or mountain lions?

what the fuck do you mean we have emus

Guys, I’ve cracked it

This thing goes all the way to the top

what the fuck is happening in pennsylvania

As a regretful born and raised Pennsylvanian, we have wolves, coywolves, mountain lions, lynx, and coyotes. Not a single person in authority will admit to there being anything but coyotes and lynx. If you see a cougar, they will tell you you saw a lynx. If you see a wolf, they will tell you you saw a coyote. Ignore the massive differences in sizes. No one knows what a coywolf is but we have them. I have seen a cougar with my own two goddamned eyes. There is an entire nature park whose main attractions are the cougars and wolves (and bison but we’re not talking about them) - it’s called Penn’s Cave, it’s been there forever. Everyone I know has seen a cougar or wolf at least once in the woods.

So what I’m getting at is don’t trust the government.

thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went

“let me help you baby”

and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

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Contrary to popular belief, both wizards and witches are prone to dabble in inadvisable magics. The difference lies in how they respond when such magics inevitably go awry: the wizard has no qualms about running away screaming, while the witch will be like “no, I’ve got this, we can still work with this” while clearly on fire.

Star Trek canon be like:

This is two aliens kissing passionately

And then it goes like:

And this is the same alien and his heterosexual friend being very friendly very heterosexual

And just think I can accept that

Has anyone done this yet?

Image ID: two images of Spock and Jim Kirk clasping hands from Star Trek: The Motion Picture. One contains the “live slug reaction insert, the other an edited insert saying “live Bones reaction” with an image of Doctor McCoy (Bones) instead of the slug.