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WHAT

Leave him alone he is perfect!

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The “tolerant” Libtards of the world folks.

is it just me or does this looked shopped like all of it

here’s the original. these bellends don’t even make themselves hard to debunk. yawn.

Imagine seeing this poster and wanting to like about it do you can play the victim

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

this is advanced

i discovered that you can make chuck norris memes infinitely funnier by cropping out the bottom caption

This is meme recycling. Genuinely smart.

I’m here for sustainable memeing

this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”

He’s not

With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.

Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.

That bird was livid!

that bird sound like a white frat boy who found out his momma cut off his xbox live subscription

this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all 2017

I am dying , sis is pissedt!

baby: *incomprehensible babbling*

me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0

This is actually really good for babies’ brain development. You’re laying the groundwork for conversation, teaching them through example that people take turns talking and listening.

Did you know that babies from affluent families hear an average of thirty MILLION more words before age 5 than babies in families below the poverty line? For context, Les Miserables is about 650,000 words and it looks like this:

So it’s like reading this book 46 times.* And that’s not the total number of spoken words, that’s the GAP between affluent and poor babies. And these are the years in which the brain undergoes the most development. It’s mind-boggling.

So what I’m saying is: keep doing the thing. Do it to all babies, all the time. Narrate your day. Ask them for opinions. (“Should we buy the large bag of potatoes or the small bag?” “Gaabooglagje.” “Yes, just as I thought.”) Point out colors and shapes and letters. Let them scribble outside the lines and treat their babble like talk. Sing them nursery rhymes and Raffi songs and songs from the radio. All of these things are going to build their brains to prepare them for kindergarten and beyond.

*Please do not read Les Mis 46 times to an infant. They don’t even care about the Parisian sewer system.

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe

when u find money on the ground

Homophobes have to hide the fact they’re homophobic today as people had to hide the fact they were LGBT then. Oh how the tables have turned.

me

hair: detachable

torso: crushed

dick: out

the lower half of my body is forcibly ejected from the hydraulic press at ninety miles an hour

me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask:  I CANT BREATHE  😂😂😂😂😂

me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms.  The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens.  The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks.