rebel rebel

i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"

Whenever I say "as God intended" I specifically mean Sobek, Egyptian alligator-headed god of the Nile, might, and semen.

How many times in media has calling one guy another guy's boyfriend been used as an insult? Eleventy billion? It's one of the default insults. Izzy does it in this show, but it's in so many other things, and rarely if ever is there pushback that it isn't an insult in the first place. Ed getting to go "I AM his boyfriend and I LOVE it", in front of a room that contains someone that's used it to insult him, would have been great and I'm stomping my feet that it isn't in the show.

MARTIN FREEMAN | Blue jumper

nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

Took a wrong turn somewhere

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

this collab slaps!!!

nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

Scene from 'Farmer'

Original:

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Done with inking! ✨٩( ᐛ )و

So Bee had been distracted texting with Deckard, and right after she tosses her phone away Puppycat sends THIS. TO DECKARD. I’m sorry but-

OOHHH SOMEONE IS 

JEALOUS👀👀👀

when i was a child i asked my grandad (who has a thick yorkshire accent) why he sometimes misses letters out of words and words out of sentences and he told me its because they had to ration letters during the war

Can you watch this freaking thing for me

Debbie Harry & Joan Jett, 1977

[Tweet by Gillian Branstetter reads “If enforcing gender norms requires a constant state of surveillance and censorship then they probably aren’t as biological or innate as you think they are]

So excited to work as a scare actor for the second year in a row

Last year I was a zombie and chased people around the trail.

This year I’m walking backwards along the trail until I meet a group, saying “hey my friends ran on ahead, can I walk with you?” And then getting kidnapped.

About 10 years ago my sister attended a zombie survival paintball experience in an abandoned derelict shopping centre

There was a nervous guy at the meeting point who explained that his friends got food poisoning from dinner last night, but this was the whole point of the trip and he didn't want to hang about in a hotel room with sick people, but he was considering just going back home

The entire group immediately took him under their wing and adopted him into their friends and inside jokes and sharing snacks

He was dragged off and eaten by zombies in the first 15 minutes, complete with blood packs, and returned in the final room as a sort of final boss

10/10 long lasting emotional scarring