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We're all mutants here...except Jeremy.

@themerrymutants / themerrymutants.tumblr.com

"Mutants are the next stage. Can you accept that? Or will you stand against us?" Mobile rules, mobile muse list An indie, predominately, XMCU Multi-muse, multi-ship, multi-verse, crossover friendly, OC blog (Note: this blog does not recognize Logan 2017 as part of its timeline) Icon and sidebar art by Sora-Carballo over on deviantART
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Edit: I also now have pokemon irl side blogs so if you see me following you it's probably for my pokemon irl sideblogs: untitledswanna, @untitledducklett, @enigmaticmisfits, or @projectenigma

It appears we have some new people! Hi, welcome to whatever this is. To those who came here from my veggitales poll: I am a roleplay blog, I don't mind having you here just try not to reblog any of my threads please it is considered rude in our community. The notes help me keep track of whose turn it is and if someone other than my rp partner reblogs it throws it off. Other than that feel free to hang around!

If you're an rp blog hello to you as well! Feel free to im me or shoot me an ask if you've got any questions about my characters or want to plot. I will warn that I am glacially slow due to life deciding to punt me every few minutes but I promise I don't bite.

Desktop muse list (includes starters and headcanons): https://themerrymutants.tumblr.com/directory

Meme tag (headcanon memes are open to non-rp blogs as well as rp blogs and all memes are open to anyone not just mutuals): https://themerrymutants.tumblr.com/tagged/meme

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To those waiting on replies from me I wanted to apologize. I have been in and out of the hospital since end of March and I have no spoons left. Recovery from my back surgery has been pretty slow and most I can do is shuffle outside to let the dogs out, come back in, and sleep.

It's incredibly frustrating for me too and I thank y'all for being patient so far!

Hopefully I'll be able to return soon, in the meantime I'm always lurking.

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Anonymous asked:

your cat looks like benedict cumberbatch lmao

Every day, without fail, somebody reblogs a pic of her & says that

another popular tag is Thranduil the elf king, and now Tom Hiddleston (?)

and Pangur’s relative won a contest for looking the most like Anderson Cooper

seems like they beg for comparison! If I had to give Pangur a human counterpart, it’d be Tilda Swinton. I mean

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As a teen you are abandoned by your family. A dog thats been watching u sees you collapse from hunger, it brings you food. It’s the start of a strong bond between you. Now 5 years later, you hear of an elixir that grants an extra 50 years of life. Your adventure to extend your dogs life begins.

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anavi-ivy

… Somewhere there - my fate revealed…

Original time: N/A Process: Process + behind the scenes stuff : https://x.com/Anavi_Ivy/status/1780998861646901721 Speedpaint: N/A This picture on DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/anavi-ivy/art/Warframe-Ophelia-1043047283

This year I seem to be obsessed with blue hues and glowing flowers <3 I also wanted to challenge myself by painting something in the perspective outside of my comfort zone and try out painting half-submerged figures. I've still got a long way to go but for now - I'm quite satisfied~

© Andrijana Josifovic (Anavi-Ivy)

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

do they smoke weed?

Yes, actually.

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

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19leahjade96

Well that escalated quickly……

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

this dude playin omg 

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

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butchpoet

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

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traveleorzea

"As I was saying, milady," he springs to his feet, declaring proudly, "I worship the very ground you - " before tripping again.

#my knight in stumbling armor