look.... what do I need to do to get barret over the finish line. do I need to post feet pics. do I need to threaten to post feet pics
being in the pool while it’s raining should be considered an emotion
NEVER ask a self taught artist how to draw!!! they don’t know they did that EITHER babe!!!!
omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
hold on i have a take that’s going to upset people
a queer woman dating a queer man is just as queer as two people of the same gender dating
btw it’s not “straight passing” or a “straight relationship” it’s a queer relationship. cause we’re queer. cope and seethe etc ✌️
1.5k and only two people being stupid. peace and love on planet mspec
bro loving a character is so embarrassing like they will do the most normal things and i’ll sit there and squeal to myself talking bout how adorable that is like girl u are EMBARRASSING get a grip
wait what? @luckybyrdrobyn !!!!
This is a rough approximation of how the phrase “did you eat yet” is pronounced with the Australian accent.
-Edda
We just aren't fans of syllables. We prefer to use as few of them as possible.
I went to Hawaii once and had a surfing lesson, (because Hawaii is the birthplace of surfing) and the instructor was thrilled to meet someone from Australia, so he tried saying 'G'day mate'
so I said it back because, you know, he looked so excited.
But I said it differently than he did, so he thought I was correcting him maybe? and he tried to say it again, but 'better'
and in that moment I learned a valuable truth: Australian English is the laziest language on the planet, and the more you try to pronounce it correctly, the worse you will do.
the trick to correct Australian pronunciation is to give up entirely, smush the words together in your mouth and throw them out as halfassedly as possible.
Moving the mouthparts around is just a lot of effort alright
I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!
being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing
Something I found on Twitter that really puts things in perspective as a creator.
My notifications are made up of the same 15 people, for the most part. And I love you.
it's wild that virtually all modern digital infrastructure is built to constantly spy on us and harvast our data for advertising yet online advertsing is still basically worthless and nobody seems to actually be benefitting from all this
a vast rube goldberg machine of privacy violations all working together to deliver the most precisely targeted ads straight into my adblocker
