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hollowboobtheory
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pengychan

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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pengychan

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

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arsonforcharlie

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

themamahoe
spitly
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hometownrockstar

this is like cocomelon to me

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spitly

me: wtf, if you have 8 kids you should absolutely be engaged enough to give them all separate rooms, or at the very least try! honestly, if you thi-

*heaven tiger*

me: ….ah. okay

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damn-funny
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nat-20s

I can't speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it's a new show that's big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven't aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable